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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #300 on: May 16, 2010, 12:47:22 PM »

Fuck...




He was really only 67?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #301 on: May 16, 2010, 01:09:40 PM »

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #302 on: May 16, 2010, 05:19:22 PM »

He's riding tigers with Jesus now.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #303 on: May 16, 2010, 06:29:35 PM »

Dio and Frazetta dying in the same month is unacceptable. Who's next, Lou Ferrigno?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #304 on: May 16, 2010, 06:52:17 PM »

basically may is the month that metal died. Watch for falling axes.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #305 on: May 16, 2010, 09:22:52 PM »

Throwing up the horns in silent tribute.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #306 on: May 28, 2010, 11:36:01 AM »

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #307 on: May 28, 2010, 11:52:24 AM »

Damn. As of an hour ago, that was still a "He's in the hospital" story.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #308 on: May 28, 2010, 06:35:26 PM »

fuck gary coleman

i am drunk

but i said it and i am sticking to it

he's like this never ending tradgety of comedy that you somehow are not allowed to dislike because he is a little person

this is not a good reason to give somebody free reign to never be amusing ever
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #309 on: May 28, 2010, 06:36:03 PM »

that said, 40ish is way too young for anyone to die

and this sucks
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #310 on: May 28, 2010, 06:41:12 PM »

Didn't he prtty much spend the last twenty years of his life making fun of the first twenty?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #311 on: May 28, 2010, 08:18:54 PM »

Like Michael Jackson, he's gone somewhere where people will finally just leave him the fuck alone.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #312 on: May 29, 2010, 07:24:14 AM »

Five replies and not one of you made a what you talking bout joke?

For shame.
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #313 on: May 29, 2010, 09:45:56 AM »

Whatchoo talkin' bout Mario
(Dennis Hopper, aka Bowers on the SMB Movie, dies)
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #314 on: May 29, 2010, 10:30:04 AM »


What are they gonna say, man, when he's gone, huh? 'Cause he dies when it dies, man, when it dies, he dies... What are they gonna say about him? What, they gonna say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #315 on: May 29, 2010, 11:23:06 AM »

Jeeze. I really liked Dennis Hopper.

The obvious question now is, who is going to be #3?
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #316 on: May 29, 2010, 12:27:47 PM »

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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #317 on: May 29, 2010, 03:39:59 PM »

Art Linkleter died on the 26th.  Which came on the heels of Dio.  Who came on the heels of Frazetta.  Fuck, I hate the "Celebrities Die in Threes" shit.

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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #318 on: May 29, 2010, 04:22:46 PM »

The month isn't over yet.  ::(:
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Re: The new obituary thread
« Reply #319 on: May 29, 2010, 06:05:49 PM »

The wife guessed Clint Eastwood - given that these things usually tend to increase in magnitude, this seems a likely one.

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