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Author Topic: Fetish Talk!  (Read 13344 times)

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Zaratustra

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2008, 07:17:18 PM »

ZARA'S THEORY OF FURRY ATTRACTION
AS DELINEATED BY ZARA

Furries -> Animals -> Dangerous -> Exciting -> Sexy
        \                                   /
         -------------> Boobs --------------

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2008, 08:43:11 PM »

Guess this belongs here as much as anywhere: Today, I found myself wondering why there aren't poultry furries. Surely someone out there has thought, 'Damn, that turkey would be sexy as hell if only it were humanoid'.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 08:39:47 AM »

Guess this belongs here as much as anywhere: Today, I found myself wondering why there aren't turkey furries. Surely someone out there has thought, 'Damn, that turkey would be sexy as hell if only it were humanoid'.

You probably aren't looking hard enough, but I'm not helping you.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 09:21:27 AM »

Guess this belongs here as much as anywhere: Today, I found myself wondering why there aren't poultry furries. Surely someone out there has thought, 'Damn, that turkey would be sexy as hell if only it were humanoid'.

You probably aren't looking hard enough, but I'm not helping you.

I never said I wanted to see one. I just wonder if such a thing exists.

 
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 09:24:42 AM »

Well, I guess we'll just have to remain ignorant on that one, won't we?   :serious:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 10:21:37 AM »

Oh, it does.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2008, 10:42:07 AM »

Rule #34?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2008, 10:45:22 AM »

There are indeed poultry fetishists out there. Specifically, they're into both anthropomorphic Turkeys and Chickens.

They're called Cock-Gobblers.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2008, 10:49:50 AM »

:lol:
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2008, 12:22:11 PM »

:want: Check out that dark meat. Or... Or is it white meat?
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2008, 03:38:18 PM »

Needs basting.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2008, 03:39:00 PM »

:want: Check out that dark meat. Or... Or is it white meat?

Well, are you a breast man, or a thigh man?
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2008, 03:42:59 PM »

Well, I

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NO, MUSTN'T OBJECTIFY
I'M A FEMINIST, DANGIT

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2008, 03:46:31 PM »

In the end, the technique used for stuffing is what matters.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2008, 04:09:49 PM »

Honestly?  I don't care, as long as I can put gravy on it.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2008, 04:14:58 PM »

That helps moisten the meat, so it helps if you're a master of basting.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2008, 04:16:46 PM »

 :enraged:
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2008, 04:18:04 PM »

And don't just suck down the whole corn on the cob! Nibble at it a bit.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2008, 04:30:25 PM »

OH MAN THOSE GIBLETS

RIGHT?

RIGHT?
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2008, 04:33:06 PM »

wtf man get ur sick guro shit out of here freak
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