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[sei]

I think you mean, "Give giblets a chance; they'll guro on you."

[François]

I think you mean, "Give giblets a chance; they'll guro on you."

(:moulph:)

[François]

On the Penny-Arcade phallic cookie contest entries

I am 100% convinced that I could open a pay site right now, with pictures of girls performing simulated sex acts on desserts and make a fortune. I've got pictures here of girls blindfolded, surrounded by dickerdoodles and covered in frosting. I've got pictures of guys with cookies hanging out of their pants and girls all around them on their hands and knees. I have an inbox full of what can only be described as hard core cookie porn.

I'm sure most people are doing this as a joke, but still, I just know there are some in there who are doing it because this is the one time of the year they can make their cookie fetish public.

[Dooly]

I was a little more taken aback by

I should also probably look into the legal ramifications of posting underage pastry porn.

[Brentai]

Staypuft Marshmallow Man x Pillsbury Doughboy.

[Mongrel]

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[Büge]

What luck! I was hoping to have fap material classified by ven diagram and flowchart.

[Guild]

I'm happy to not be represented on that chart.

[Classic]

Hm, fair 2D projection of a higher dimensional system. I am distressed to only be partially represented on that chart.

[Koah]

That chart is way out of date.

[Catloaf]

That chart is way out of date.

Quite, it doesn't even have any slight reference to things like having a small digital camera inserted into the anus or vagina and the contents viewed on TV/computer monitor during sex.

[Arc]

That chart is way too European.

[Büge]

Okay, okay, fine.

[Spaco]

Constantine reminded me of a good question to ask- it seems like a lot of guys have a "thing for redheads" (and/or Asian women, for that matter). I definitely share this appreciation, but I often hear it, so I wonder how unique this preference really is. Do many of you share these preferences? Are there any of you that find either of these two categories to be turn-offs?

[Brentai]

Redheads, sure, though I think that's part of the admission fee for having Irish ancestors.  Asians sometimes, but not nearly as much as people seem to expect.  They're, um... small.  And I don't mean up top.

[Kayma]

Yes to both. Very yes.

[TA]

The ideal of the redhead is a fine one, indeed, but in practice it's nearly impossible to find without treading into that most loathsome and unloveable of peoples, the ginger.

[Classic]

Roast Beef claims to a weakness for red hair.

There may be a disproportionate number of girls I've liked who have been Asian (in general, not just east Asian), but I'm not sure it's significant enough to be counted.

[Disposable Ninja]

Here's something Neil Gaiman wrote about cartoon porn featuring underage characters.

[LaserBeing]

When redheads are hot, they are really hot.

It could be that it's a genetic preference. Red hair is a rare trait, and increasingly so, so maybe a sexy redhead is somehow more desirable in order to preserve those genetic markers?

I heard a theory recently that people with recessive traits are more likely to be attracted to others with the same recessive traits, since it takes two sets of recessive genes to get an offspring with the recessive trait. Like for example, blondes supposedly show a preference for other blondes more often than brunettes do for either blondes or brunettes.

As a blue-eyed mudblonde myself, I don't have any particular preference for hair colour, but I do find blue or green eyes more appealing. Whatever that might signify.