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Author Topic: Fetish Talk!  (Read 13343 times)

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2008, 09:54:49 PM »

I think you mean, "Give giblets a chance; they'll guro on you."
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2008, 10:06:07 PM »

I think you mean, "Give giblets a chance; they'll guro on you."

(:moulph:)
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2008, 12:47:54 PM »

On the Penny-Arcade phallic cookie contest entries

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I am 100% convinced that I could open a pay site right now, with pictures of girls performing simulated sex acts on desserts and make a fortune. I've got pictures here of girls blindfolded, surrounded by dickerdoodles and covered in frosting. I've got pictures of guys with cookies hanging out of their pants and girls all around them on their hands and knees. I have an inbox full of what can only be described as hard core cookie porn.

I'm sure most people are doing this as a joke, but still, I just know there are some in there who are doing it because this is the one time of the year they can make their cookie fetish public.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2008, 09:33:38 PM »

I was a little more taken aback by

Quote from: Gabe
I should also probably look into the legal ramifications of posting underage pastry porn.

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2008, 09:35:52 PM »

Staypuft Marshmallow Man x Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2008, 10:19:50 AM »

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2008, 02:59:37 PM »

What luck! I was hoping to have fap material classified by ven diagram and flowchart.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2008, 03:11:13 PM »

I'm happy to not be represented on that chart.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2008, 03:55:42 PM »

:mystery: Hm, fair 2D projection of a higher dimensional system. I am distressed to only be partially represented on that chart.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2008, 04:30:32 PM »

That chart is way out of date.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #50 on: December 09, 2008, 05:43:58 PM »

That chart is way out of date.

Quite, it doesn't even have any slight reference to things like having a small digital camera inserted into the anus or vagina and the contents viewed on TV/computer monitor during sex.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2008, 05:52:00 PM »

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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2008, 08:29:44 PM »

Okay, okay, fine.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2008, 10:07:56 PM »

Constantine reminded me of a good question to ask- it seems like a lot of guys have a "thing for redheads" (and/or Asian women, for that matter). I definitely share this appreciation, but I often hear it, so I wonder how unique this preference really is. Do many of you share these preferences? Are there any of you that find either of these two categories to be turn-offs?
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2008, 10:10:43 PM »

Redheads, sure, though I think that's part of the admission fee for having Irish ancestors.  Asians sometimes, but not nearly as much as people seem to expect.  They're, um... small.  And I don't mean up top.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2008, 10:11:55 PM »

Yes to both. Very yes.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2008, 10:34:57 PM »

The ideal of the redhead is a fine one, indeed, but in practice it's nearly impossible to find without treading into that most loathsome and unloveable of peoples, the ginger.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2008, 10:49:24 PM »

Roast Beef claims to a weakness for red hair.

There may be a disproportionate number of girls I've liked who have been Asian (in general, not just east Asian), but I'm not sure it's significant enough to be counted.
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Re: Fetish Talk!
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2008, 04:14:45 AM »

When redheads are hot, they are really hot.

It could be that it's a genetic preference. Red hair is a rare trait, and increasingly so, so maybe a sexy redhead is somehow more desirable in order to preserve those genetic markers?

I heard a theory recently that people with recessive traits are more likely to be attracted to others with the same recessive traits, since it takes two sets of recessive genes to get an offspring with the recessive trait. Like for example, blondes supposedly show a preference for other blondes more often than brunettes do for either blondes or brunettes.

As a blue-eyed mudblonde myself, I don't have any particular preference for hair colour, but I do find blue or green eyes more appealing. Whatever that might signify.
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