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[Bongo Bill]

When redheads are hot, they are really hot.

It could be that it's a genetic preference. Red hair is a rare trait, and increasingly so, so maybe a sexy redhead is somehow more desirable in order to preserve those genetic markers?

Natural selection .

[Royal☭]

Redheads are special because of how unique they are.  You can't throw a rock without hitting a brunette or a blond, but the fiery locks of a redhead are rare.  And they're only getting rarer everyday, since every other hair color wipes it out of the genetic pool.  Also, most redheads have full, luscious heads of hair that is often curly.  And, as Lee-Ham stated, a hot girl with red hair is much hotter than normal.  This is fact.

As for asians I don't really get it.  To be rather generic, they all kind of look the same.  Short, flat face, black hair.  Boring.  Also, all the porn I see with asians in it they don't look like they're enjoying themselves.

[Zaratustra]

Redheads are special because of how unique they are.  You can't throw a rock without hitting a brunette or a blond, but the fiery locks of a redhead are rare.  And they're only getting rarer everyday, since every other hair color wipes it out of the genetic pool. 

I'm pretty sure they remain as recessive traits that will crop up here and there.

[Royal☭]

Yes but not often enough.

[Mongrel]

Even blondes are like that, really. There's just a larger starting pool. The blonde thing is deceptive because 80%* of the blondes you see on the street are bottle-blondes.

_{*...and statistics}

EDIT: Man, I have seen some FUGLY redheads, so watch it with those generalizations.

[Brentai]

I heard a theory recently that people with recessive traits are more likely to be attracted to others with the same recessive traits, since it takes two sets of recessive genes to get an offspring with the recessive trait. Like for example, blondes supposedly show a preference for other blondes more often than brunettes do for either blondes or brunettes.

And you never hear a shut-in internet nerd say anything like "I'm looking for a girl who's outgoing and social."

Also, all the poor I see with asians in it they don't look like they're enjoying themselves.

Really, really small.

[Arc]

My attraction for redheads has diminished over the years, but a friend of mine has kept the spark alive (approximation). I've yet to meet one without a cheery disposition. Huh.

Also, all the poor I see with asians in it they don't look like they're enjoying themselves.

[Classic]

  In other news, Classic can't tell the color red if it's in hair.

[Royal☭]

Hey, Arc, do you think pointing out my typoes repeatedly is a dick move, or the dickest of moves?

Also, the girl in that picture you linked also has the nymphet or spritely facial type, which is also a +bonus to sexiness.

Also apparently there is a Redheadday in the Netherlands.   

[Classic]

I think he's more complaining that you're making gross generalizations about a hideous amount of porn that you haven't watched.

Or, more precisely, complaining that you didn't download all of the porn he so carefully culled for you during his return to Pyoko, which included at least one where the umm, "actresses," seemed to be having fun.
Obvs., ignoring a recommendation from Arc is grand treason.

I mean, he couldn't be calling you a racist for making a Freudian slip revealing your assumptions that all slanty-eyes are poor, because everyone knows they're too rich, proud, and good at maths for their own damned good. Like the Jews. Fuck the Jews and the Nips.


OK. Enough time for

Also, the girl in that picture you linked also has the nymphet or spritely facial type, which is also a +bonus to sexiness.

For some reason, the word that springs to mind is coquettish. But that's probably just because I haven't found an excuse to use that word in a while.

PS:

typoes

Genius! I see what you did there man, and it is genius!

[Royal☭]

Your good

I think he's more complaining that you're making gross generalizations about a hideous amount of porn that you haven't watched.

More like I'm making gross generalizations about the porn I have seen.  I even say as much in my original post, you know, when I say "all the porn I've see"

[Arc]

Sorry, I honestly didn't understand what you were trying to convey. Was thinking something went missing after poor (boyfriends / girlfriends), but now assume porn was the misspelling.

Smiling is outlawed. Crying is encouraged.

[Classic]

IF THAT WERE TRUE I'D BE GRAND POOBAR OF THIS GODDAMNED BOARD!

More like I'm making gross generalizations about the porn I have seen.  I even say as much in my original post, you know, when I say "all the porn I've see"

Are you honestly going to complain about semantics?

[Niku]

so why do i always end up attracted to stoners.

[Brentai]

I heard a theory recently that people with recessive traits are more likely to be attracted to others with the same recessive traits, since it takes two sets of recessive genes to get an offspring with the recessive trait. Like for example, blondes supposedly show a preference for other blondes more often than brunettes do for either blondes or brunettes.

Lay off the drugs, meat.

[Niku]

Except I have never "lit up" a "doobie" in my life!

[Arc]

Your responding to you're Diglett & Slowpoke fetishism.

Get in the net.

[Friday]

I'm a blonde and I hate blonde men. They're always evil! I know this because of the movies. Thor told me and he never lies.

...

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OH MY GOD.

THIS IS A PARADOX.

 
 
 
 
 

return of

 

[Brentai]

I can't recall ever noticing blond men always shacking up with blond women.  Mostly the opposite!  But then maybe it's because it usually happens that I don't notice.

This theory would explain why Ichigo had to get paired up with Orihime I mean yeah they both have disgusting orange hair but come on Orihime has all the personality of a wilted leek and and and dear God why am I writing this

[Niku]

it's not about the firmness of the leek, but how you spin it