6'1", 155 lbs, all man.
Lies. You would only stand 5' 2" and weigh 98 lb if you shaved your head.
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I also am afflicted by "nothing fits" syndrome. There is currently one style of jeans, by one manufacturer, in one size that will fit me... and I live in terror that they will go out of production. Part of the the problem is that all of my exercise comes from cycling, so I have massive, disproportionate thighs.
Actually, it's kind of funny... I buy all the same jeans and once every year or two I buy like 10 golf shirts, same style, just different colours.
My wardrobe is LITERALLY, the cartoon character wardrobe where every outfit is the same, every single day.
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Final note: Rygaron et al in the skinny crew (except Geo): How old are you? Because I was once 145 lbs. Trust me, after you hit 25 it's like a light switch is turned off.