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« on: September 30, 2008, 05:23:33 PM »
Shopping for jeans.  You know what I'm talking about.

Big and Tall Men need to shut the hell up.  The textile industry seems to be catered to you (okay, more realistically, it's that the Big & Tall sizes stay on the racks forever, but bear with me.)  There simply aren't enough things made for normal-sized people that can cover up my legs and MASSIVE PENIS.  Need more pants.
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 05:25:57 PM »
You too!  ::D: Srsly, fuck jeans.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 07:21:41 PM »
Quote from: Change it to Commodore Crash Justice, Despoiler of Robotkind on September 30, 2008, 05:23:33 PM
Shopping for jeans.  You know what I'm talking about.

Big and Tall Men need to shut the hell up.  The textile industry seems to be catered to you (okay, more realistically, it's that the Big & Tall sizes stay on the racks forever, but bear with me.)  There simply aren't enough things made for normal-sized people that can cover up my legs and MASSIVE PENIS.  Need more pants.

This, I have to agtree with. I am a theoretically middle-sized man (170, 5' 8", normal size/weight) and I have to buy all my clothes in SMALL sizes.

THANKS FATTIES.
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 01:19:58 AM »
5'8" 190+. Classic is a fatties.
He will kill and eat you.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 05:30:29 AM »
IT'S BECAUSE YOU EAT TOO MUCH SUGAR
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 01:29:03 PM »
This is my time to shine.

6'2", 125lb.

What's that? Going for a jog? No thanks, I think I'll eat some more fried chicken and ice cream, then sit around on the couch all day.
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 01:30:11 PM »
I would kill you if your height didn't automatically make you intimidating.


EDIT:
How does that weight/height distribution work? Is that healthy? Are your bones hollow?
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 01:31:08 PM »
This thread is now about posting your measurements.

5'9" 205 lbs. It's the adamantium skeleton that does it.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 01:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Classic Commodore on October 01, 2008, 01:30:11 PM
How does that weight/height distribution work?
You know Faust?

Yeah, that.

I slouch a lot, though. So my normal standing height is really low, like 5'8" - 5'9". That just makes it great if anyone does get in my face, though. My bag and jacket hold enough stuff that if I drop them they make very audible *thump*s, followed by a neck crack and me gaining half a foot, most people back down.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 01:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Kayma on October 01, 2008, 01:31:08 PM
This thread is now about posting your measurements.

5'9" 205 lbs. It's the adamantium skeleton that does it.

7.5 inches long (accurate), 3.1' girth (estimate), hooded, curves slightly to the left when viewed from above (nature or nurture?).

6'2" tall, 195 lbs.
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 02:01:16 PM »
6'3", about 250lbs. I used to weigh 310lbs at one time but I've slowly and steadily been losing weight over the last five years or so. I only have like 15 left to go before I stop qualifying as overweight! What do you know, smaller portions and exercise really do work.

However, I do literally buy out several stores' entire 3XL size stock, and my wardrobe still mostly consists of button-up shirts that look like they were stitched out of rejects from the dishcloth factory.

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2008, 02:04:12 PM »
Addendum: It's the cutest thing in the world to have Wii Fit tell you you're obese!  :wuv:
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2008, 02:47:10 PM »
5'10, 170 lbs.  Only 170 because being a hobo precludes going to the gym, so I seem to have lost 10 lbs of my muscle somewhere.

Really I'm happy to know that I had 10 lbs of muscle to lose.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2008, 02:58:22 PM »
6'1" and 235 lbs.

I am a fatty, true, but I wear the weight pretty well. Nevertheless, I am struggling against cafeteria food and laziness to take off a few pounds. Ideally 20-30.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2008, 03:13:40 PM »
(Hey, it appears that someone moved these posts in the time it took me to write mine!)

6'1, 215. It's mostly centered around, well, my center. I've got thin arms and pretty nice legs (if I do say so myself), but a gut that's been around my entire life, even when I was 6'1 and 150, and it never went away even when the air force had me in pretty good shape. Now that the weather is gradually cooling down, I've started running/walking a few times per week just to avoid atrophying.
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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 03:19:14 PM »
Hmm, it's been a while, and I haven't even heard from him in a long time, but I thought I set the standard of expressing your weight in terms of Roger, the smallest, thinnest guy I've met.
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2008, 03:34:05 PM »
2.2 Roger weights and 1.2 Roger heights?

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That sounds retarded. The only thing about you that I can remember is retarded. You must be retarded. QER.
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2008, 03:38:11 PM »
Quote from: Rygaron on October 01, 2008, 01:29:03 PM
What's that? Going for a jog? No thanks, I think I'll eat some more fried chicken and ice cream, then sit around on the couch all day.

High-five, my metabolically quirky freak brother! I'm a lot more average (5' 10", 150 lbs), but the way that I eat suggests that it should be otherwise.

One of these days, my gluttony will catch up with me and I'll transform Dorian Gray-like into an ambulatory can of Cranberry jelly.
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2008, 03:39:24 PM »
As a being composed entirely of data, I have no weight.
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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2008, 03:44:03 PM »
6'0" and between 205 and 212 pounds depending on whether I'm being weighed right after I get up or right before I got to bed,  Where the fuck does it go and why does it come back everyday?!!?!.

I also hate buying jeans.  Not only do brands somehow not measure the same way (one pair can say it's 2 inches larger and feel 3 inches tighter) but I can never find the correct ratio of length and width, and if I do find the damn thing, it happens to be the wrong brand (see above) and is actually just in the store to make me feel fat.
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