/sh I humbly apologize for this shout.
/sh First off, this shout I have decided to do today is most selfish in nature, only for my own personal gain.
/sh As such, I realize I am causing everyone a great deal of trouble. I beseech you to find it in your heart to forgive me.
/sh Also, this shout, being of my own personal matter, may cause discomfort or be unpleasant for some people.
/sh If you find this to be true, please do not hesitate to add me to your blacklist by typing /blacklist add <myname> or report me to a GM.
/sh I don’t mind if you talk behind my back and tell everyone about me on a bulletin board or some other thread.
/sh When I decided to make this /shout, I did so fully aware of the consequences it might bring and take full responsibility for my actions.
/sh At this time, I would like to talk about the reason for my /shout today.
/sh [Teleport-Holla] [Can I have it?]
/sh Thank you for your time and once again, I apologize most deeply for having /shouted.