Topic: Wrath of the Lich King (Read 239835 times)

Doom · « **on:** October 07, 2008, 11:44:30 AM »

I am starting this topic because I cannot play Warhammer until I somehow have a computer more advanced than three separate rolls of twine that are randomly shortened and lengthened by forcing hamsters in wheels to alternate direction every half hour.

I managed to reserve the names Cagnazzo and Barbariccia. I got Rubicante, but that's with an e and not as good, but Rubicant was taken. Scarmiglione is also taken but maybe I could just bastardize it because who cares.

So when I make my Tauren Death Knight because I'm a giant asshole, is it:

Cagnazzo, Male Tauren Frost Spec Death Knight
Scarmiglione, Male Tauren Death Knight "I SCARMIGLIONE OF EARTH HAVE RETURNED FROM DEATH, TASTE MY DREADFUL POWER AND DIE"
or
Barbariccia, Female Tauren Death Knight

Alternatively I could name change my shaman on the same server to Barbariccia, who is actually a female orc. Wacky.

And I wanted the Rubicant to transfer my paladin to this server and rename that, so he heal people to full before duels and then tell them to FIGHT WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT!

If you cannot tell I am a gigantic faggot. I am playing on Argent Dawn Horde because I followed a co-worker there and we made the guild "And My Amazing Friends" because his girlfriend has his testes in her fist and wouldn't accept Reliably Engineered Doom(GO RED TEAM!)

I will have the Shaman, a Rogue, the Paladin and a Death Knight on Argent Dawn. This will give me a colossal cross-section of overpowered jackasses. Discuss.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2008, 11:54:02 AM »

Wait, why can't you create a non-Tauren DK? Are you limited to only whoever is over level 55?

'Cuz, I mean: Forsaken Scarmiglione.

Doom · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2008, 11:57:23 AM »

Male Forsaken are boring, I've never played a Tauren and want one, and Scarmiglione of Earth fits a DEATH KNIGHT of the EARTH MOTHER on a RP SERVER so well that I can probably enrage fruits in the first sentence.

If this was Alliance side, I'd be a Gnome, no question.

Doom · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:01:40 PM »

You just made my obsessive compulsive naming day, Romo.

Also please tell us about working at Blizzard and Wrath.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:02:50 PM »

Oh. Well, anyway, I've just read that you can in fact make the Death Knight look undead anyway so.... answer is obvious, I think.

Friday · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:27:02 PM »

I've had my DK name reserved for about a year, now.

I still don't know what race I'm going to be, apart from Horde, obviously.

I'd go Forsaken no question but the upcoming WotF nerf plus Lichborn being innate (like a warrior, you don't need anti fear if you've got it built in) so I'm torn between Belf for the spell avoid/torrent, Tauren for the stomp/hp buff, or Orc for the rape and stun reduction.

I'll have to take a look at DK builds after the expak has been out for awhile and s5 has started to see if another layer of anti-fear is warranted. If it isn't, I have no idea what race I'd want. I'd like to try to avoid Belf just because Belfs mark you as an alliance reroll and all that, but I can't ignore 2% spell miss and torrent and tap being lumped into one.

Friday · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:34:53 PM »

Pretty < Rape

Doom · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:39:03 PM »

So many varitions of Scarmiglione are taken.

Grabbed Scarmigliona, for Female Tauren Death Knight. There's actually very little difference between the models, and the males do that annoying as fuck scratch loop.

These things are important! For example, you would NEVER play a male draenei over a female draenei unless you were FUCKING BLIND or it was a Male Draenei Warrior.

Friday · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:43:27 PM »

I do care about looks, but only if the actual ability is the same. I'm done playing pretty elves if all it gets me is inferior abilities.

Also, Doom, it's awesome that you have those names. I've always thought Scarmiglione is pretty much the best name for a demon ever, and the rest are top notch, too.

And yes, Male Draenei look like ass. It's irrelevant, though, because they allied themselves with the Legion of Thirteen Year Olds.

Kayma · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:48:06 PM »

My druid is a female tauren. I think I get more looks than on my belf mage.

Don't really know what that says about my server... or about me as a person.

Friday · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:51:20 PM »

I think female Tauren are the race with the highest actual chance a girl is behind the screen, if that says anything about you.

Doom · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:55:24 PM »

Belfs are completely uninteresting. Most of the RP guilds are ENTIRELY Belf Females, which is as lame as it sounds if you're not lookin' to cyber.

... My rogue is a belf female named Spai because they actually have HANDS DOWN the best Rogue animations in the game. The only thing they're beaten at is the Female Forsaken ATTACK FLIP.

A² · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:56:19 PM »

...
Romo works at Blizzard?

Pacobird · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:59:45 PM »

wotlk is gay

just fyi

Friday · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:02:30 PM »

yeah, but I've always been curious

Brentai · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:04:18 PM »

You know, I've never figured out how to pronounce "Lich".

Is this game called Wrath of the Licking? Is that what this game is called?

Doom · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:04:53 PM »

I use Litch. Like Bitch.

A² · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:05:16 PM »

Wrath of the Bitch King.

Kayma · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:09:14 PM »

Wrath of the Burger King

Friday · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:09:25 PM »

Wrath of the inferior Kerrigan clone always worked for me

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