Stormwind Stockades. Ragefire Chasm. To be a true achievement faggot, you'll have to make a suicide dive into the enemy capital.
My plan was simple: Zip over to the northern coast of Westfall, waterwalk to the harbor, and sneak into the stockades along the west side of Stormwind. Park District and Mage District.. only four people could feasibly even pass through.
RPers, Lost People, the Teleported(who will go directly to the AH) and the rare lowbie doing Legend of Stalvan. This plan couldn't fail!
Even better, I've got the minor glyph to make Water Walk reagentless and with my fresh Enhancement spec, Ghost Wolf is instant! I can move across the water at 140% speed! I've even got my Headless Horseman broom for instant mounting!
Things are looking good as I hear the sounds of imminent doom, entering the zone boundaries of Stormwind. I bust out my fishing pole and catch something while standing on the ocean. Fishing Diplomat Achievement get!
I reach the harbor and mount up! Fortune is on my side! For some reason the Harbor Guards are unique level 65 NPCs! I'm gonna do it....
FFFFFFFUCK A GROUP OF FOUR LEVEL 75 GUARDS ESCORTING A DEFIAS NPC TO THE STOCKADES
Death #1. At least I'm only wearing a tabard. Reparing purples is expensive.
FFFFFFFFFUCK I REZZED AT EASTVALE LOGGING CAMP THAT'S ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE OF THE ZONE
After no less than thirty hours I return to my body at Stormwind. I am between the Park and Cathedral districts and there are no readily available docks out of the waterways that promise not to dump me in front of more level 75 guards.
It's time... to make a dynamic entry.
I rez in the water way. Water Walk, Ghost Wolf. I loop around the corner to the dock... next to the Legend of Stalvan quest guy! No guards! No people! I mount and swoop around, corner Line of Sighting a guard entering the mage district!
I ACCELERATE TO AN UNPRECEDENTED 208% MOVEMENT SPEED WITH MY WHITE BOOTS(MITHRIL SPURS) AND TABARD ON! NOOOO THERE ARE TWO MORE LEVEL 75 GUARDS AT THE STOCKADES ENTRANCE.
DYNAMIC ENTRY
STONE CLAW TOTEM PERFECTLY ON TOP OF THEM IT PULSES I AM NOT HIT
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WALK IN HOP THE STAIRWAY AND ENTER THE STOCKADES
FUCK YOU STORMWIND FUCK YOU I WIN WITH ONE MEAGER DEATH!
:D Bazil Theed down! Achievement get!
All Classic Dungeons completed! Achievement get!