Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Pages: 1 ... 13 14 15 16 17 [18] 19 20 21 22

Author Topic: Zelda Blows  (Read 39406 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

François

  • Huh.
  • Tested
  • Karma: 83
  • Posts: 3313
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #340 on: November 21, 2011, 03:12:23 PM »

I might be okay with that. Do you have a son, or a daughter, or maybe even a niece or nephew?
Logged

Envy

  • Tested
  • Karma: -8
  • Posts: 2286
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #341 on: November 21, 2011, 07:31:08 PM »

Dungeon 3 was amazing.
[spoiler]Holy shit that was Impa?[/spoiler]
Logged

Ted Belmont

  • Tested
  • Karma: 50
  • Posts: 3447
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #342 on: November 21, 2011, 09:04:21 PM »

Envy, no!

Think of the stars!
Logged

Bongo Bill

  • Dinosaurcerer
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65431
  • Posts: 5244
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #343 on: November 22, 2011, 06:20:15 AM »

This game never completely lets up on the part where your sidekick describes the cutscene that you just watched if the events within it will have an effect on gameplay. That is the only complaint I have worth mentioning at this point, as I work towards accessing the fifth dungeon.
Logged
...but is it art?

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #344 on: November 22, 2011, 05:39:16 PM »

yesssss my copy shipped

but won't be here until friday so there goes my next three days off being full of zelda >:|
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

Kayma

  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: 31
  • Posts: 2692
    • View Profile
    • http://twitter.com/kayma
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #345 on: November 23, 2011, 05:35:41 AM »

According to UPS, my copy is still on track for delivery by the end of the day yesterday  :humpf:
Logged

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #346 on: November 29, 2011, 04:53:52 PM »

MY COPY OF ZELDA FINALLY CAME :DDDD

wait

wh

why won't my wii turn on

where is the plug why is there no plug in my wii

what is this mysterious memory from a few months ago

. o O (HEY BROTHER MY WII ISN'T WORKING FOR SOME REASON "HUH THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR POWER CORD SHORTED OUT OR SOMETHING OH I'M NOT PLAYING MINE MUCH RIGHT NOW YOU CAN TAKE MY POWER CORD I'LL JUST GET ANOTHER ONE SOON")


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

Bongo Bill

  • Dinosaurcerer
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65431
  • Posts: 5244
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #347 on: November 29, 2011, 05:44:03 PM »

Logged
...but is it art?

Friday

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65374
  • Posts: 5122
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #348 on: November 29, 2011, 06:33:08 PM »

98 million years ago, an asteroid in deep space collided with the gravity well of a dying star that then went supernova, deflecting the asteroid onto a new trajectory that will eventually send it on a cosmic pinball journey across the spiral arm of the galaxy, a seemingly chaotic, erratic path that in actuality will end with this asteroid, now the size of a cantaloupe, on a direct course for earth.

The asteroid will hit earth's atmosphere 34 minutes before Niku's new power cord arrives. 30 seconds before Niku plugs in the cord, the asteroid will have lost most of its mass, now reduced to the size of a ball bearing. 10 seconds before Niku turns his Wii on, a bird will have a mid-air collision with the asteroid, slightly adjusting the trajectory.
Logged

Friday

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65374
  • Posts: 5122
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #349 on: November 29, 2011, 06:38:41 PM »

But then Niku hits it back into space with his wiimote

and then the power goes off

and a dog bursts into the room and angrily chews directly through the wii completely ignoring any cords
Logged

Envy

  • Tested
  • Karma: -8
  • Posts: 2286
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #350 on: November 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM »

2
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #351 on: December 01, 2011, 10:53:07 AM »

Apprently Amazon dug some more Gold Wiimote bundles out of the backroom, so I snatched one up before they went OOS again.  I'm fairly certain I just got punked somehow but... eh.

Between that and finding a generous donor of a GC version of TP, I'm having a pretty good week in the "buying out-of-print Zeldas" department.  I'm considering grabbing Majora's Mask off of VC just to make it a trifecta/even $100 of money I don't really have.

(Alternately, I still have a working N64...)
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #352 on: December 01, 2011, 04:48:24 PM »

Already sold out again.  If the whole "limited print" thing doesn't turn out to be horseshit, I can feel fairly lucky.

Also just noticed the first post of this topic is me talking about how I should pick up TP.  FULL CIRCLE.
Logged

Kayma

  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: 31
  • Posts: 2692
    • View Profile
    • http://twitter.com/kayma
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #353 on: December 02, 2011, 12:02:56 AM »

In a moment of exuberant stupidity, I picked up one of them fancy Zelda styled 3DS systems. So beautiful!!!!...


Except for this dead pixel on the top screen.

Returned the system for another one easily enough, and it --- wow, another dead pixel, almost in the same spot. I don't know much about LCD production, but I thought dead pixels were rare? Either this is a bad batch, or I hit the lame lottery.
Logged

Lottel

  • You know that's right
  • Tested
  • Karma: 81
  • Posts: 3723
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #354 on: December 02, 2011, 12:14:36 AM »

Send it to me. I'll keep it for you, free of charge.
Logged

Thad

  • Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65394
  • Posts: 12111
    • View Profile
    • corporate-sellout.com
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #355 on: December 02, 2011, 07:37:57 AM »

My PSP has a dead pixel but I weighed its noticeability against the hassle it would take to replace the thing and decided I'd just keep it and not worry about it.

Supposedly there are ways to fix the damn things, but I haven't had any luck with Flashing Colors Video and haven't tried anything more strenuous.
Logged

Envy

  • Tested
  • Karma: -8
  • Posts: 2286
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #356 on: December 02, 2011, 08:19:03 AM »

Man I've been playing this wrong.
Skyward Sword is Serious Business
Logged

Envy

  • Tested
  • Karma: -8
  • Posts: 2286
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #357 on: December 04, 2011, 10:27:04 PM »

Ok that was a pretty amazing ending.
Logged

Cthulhu-chan

  • Tested
  • Karma: 10
  • Posts: 2036
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #358 on: December 05, 2011, 04:45:38 AM »

Good to hear.

Also holy crap this game is kinda long.
Logged

Catloaf

  • Tested
  • Karma: 14
  • Posts: 1740
    • View Profile
Re: Zelda Blows
« Reply #359 on: December 05, 2011, 08:49:47 AM »

Really?  I've already beaten it twice.  Also, there is no real reward to beating hero mode.  :nyoro~n:

However it is fun at the end of hero mode when you have the fully upgraded sword that can skyward strike as soon as link makes the animation that would normally start it charging.

Still, I don't think I'll ever manage to get the Hylian shield in hero mode.  Double damage taken and no way to refill health in a random-order boss rush than can include the final boss!?  :pfff:
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 15 16 17 [18] 19 20 21 22