Hey bisches, have you seen the
new Skyward Sword video?
I don't understand what it says but I can see:
* The return of the double clawshot/hookshot, gust jar, Wind Fish? and Minecarts.
* When Link gets an item he makes this face like if he's looking at a newborn. Also, his lips are too sexy.
* I swear I heard a word similar to "balance" when Link starts walking on a tightrope. I find it hard that Japanese doesn't have a word for balance? Same with "item".
* Zelda got back, also, red asses.
*Miyamoto is drawing a dick, no wait, a heart.
* What is that big black thing??
I really hope I actually like this game, I haven't given much a fuck about it because of the motion controls, the cartoony yet not-cool-like-Wind_Wanker graphics and the fact that nothing makes me happy anymore because I'm old but that video was neat. and old. Why don't you guys like Zelda more? It's the best damn series EVER PERIOD
also the game looks really gay