Topic: Culture Wars (Read 78184 times)

Royal☭ · « **Reply #260 on:** September 26, 2009, 11:39:22 AM »

Census Worker was "naked, gagged and had his hands and feet bound with duct tape"

Other details about the body reveal that he was pretty much killed for being a census worker. I wonder why that would happen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZS9UW0okY4

Mongrel · « **Reply #261 on:** September 26, 2009, 03:19:45 PM »

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investigators have not determined if it was a homicide, suicide or an accident.

Look! I'm Yoji!

JDigital · « **Reply #262 on:** September 27, 2009, 12:41:23 AM »

I misread this as "homocide". TAKE THAT LIBERAL GAY CENSUS WORKERS

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #263 on:** September 27, 2009, 12:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Comradestine on September 26, 2009, 11:39:22 AM

Census Worker was "naked, gagged and had his hands and feet bound with duct tape"

Other details about the body reveal that he was pretty much killed for being a census worker. I wonder why that would happen...

(Glenn Beck Michele Bachmann being insane)

That... is a brilliant spectrum of fucked up. Forget California, let's hope that the South sinks into the ocean.

Quote from: JDigital on September 27, 2009, 12:41:23 AM

I misread this as "homocide". TAKE THAT LIBERAL GAY CENSUS WORKERS

Don't worry, some RedState commenter is probably planning on suggesting that as we speak.

Quote from: Mongrel on September 26, 2009, 03:19:45 PM

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investigators have not determined if it was a homicide, suicide or an accident.

Look! I'm Yoji!

I'M SORRY, I'M ONCE AGAIN LATE TO THE PARTY IN RECOGNIZING THE FOLLY OF RELYING ON REASON AND LOGIC IN THIS WORLD. THAT AND I'M A CRYBABY AND

IS JUST AN AWESOME EMOTE

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #264 on:** September 29, 2009, 10:53:55 AM »

Dan Riehl, much like Freud, doesn't let details or a total lack of facts stop him from suggesting pedophilia as the cause of terrible things.

Well, it's not from RedState, but it's close enough. /scanners, etc., etc.

TA · « **Reply #265 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:02:51 AM »

One Nation Under God, an epic painting depicting the true inspiration of the US Constitution.

François · « **Reply #266 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:19:30 AM »

Oh my, I almost didn't notice Satan there on the right, just behind Hollywood. Man, if only I didn't like Mr Fridge so much.

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Fifty Stars
Represents the fifty states of the union. Some stars shine brighter than others.

Catloaf · « **Reply #267 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:51:43 AM »

I saw that a few days ago and thought it was purposefully ironic.

Looking at it again...

The shocked immigrant, and the far too great distance between Reagan and Satan, and the lack of FDR as well as everyone of the symbols people like Glenn Beck hypnotize those fools with say that the painter is a sheep.

That and the LIBERAL MEDIA HURR DURR!!!

Where is this fucking lying liberal media so I can watch it and actually enjoy watching the news for once!?!

JDigital · « **Reply #268 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:24:49 AM »

Liberal media is largely a myth used to undermine authoritative sources of news and facts. There is liberal media bias, but nothing on this scale.

The list of authorities considered too "liberal" to trust includes "the MSM" (almost all newspapers and news channels), the Supreme Court, college professors, Europe, "Hollywood" (almost all actors and celebrities), all Democrats, Democrat supporters, and anyone who voted for Obama (half of all US citizens). This leaves only the Republican party, the religious right and Fox News, which is why they're such proponents of this idea.

Norondor · « **Reply #269 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:41:45 AM »

Quote from: JDigital on October 07, 2009, 09:24:49 AM

Liberal media is largely a myth used to undermine authoritative sources of news and facts. There is liberal media bias, but nothing on this scale.

This mostly comes about because when the 4th estate can be bothered to fact-check, it becomes rapidly apparent that the real world in which around 50% of people live has a profound and ineradicable liberal bias.

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #270 on:** October 07, 2009, 11:42:34 AM »

Quote from: TA on October 07, 2009, 08:02:51 AM

Dreadful Kitsch, terrible and free of all shame.

Damnation by the whole pantheon, that's up there with all the awful 9/11 fanart. Possibly worse.

The Shocked Pagan Immigrant, makes us long for the days when illegal aliens were all European.
The Farmer, a truer American than those fags on the coasts.
The Demon Professor, who spends his time wanking to Darwin and spitting on the Cross, as professors are wont to do.
The Liberal Media, who has substituted their black heart with facts, figures, and truth.
The Soldiers, who shall all receive enthusiastic fellatio because their friend totally saw an IED go off.
The Constitution, literally written by God and not some totally-not-gay guys who wore wigs and tights.

Büge · « **Reply #271 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:27:18 PM »

They're still trying to portray Lincoln as a dutiful Christian?

Mongrel · « **Reply #272 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:29:36 PM »

It's funnier when right-wing idiots invoke Ben Franklin though.

Kashan · « **Reply #273 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:57:02 PM »

Quote from: Beta Ray Büge on October 07, 2009, 12:27:18 PM

They're still trying to portray Lincoln as a dutiful Christian?

Lincoln was a secret Jew is totally my favorite conspiracy theory ever.

Transportation · « **Reply #274 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:39:12 PM »

Oh my god this is amazing.

Also you've forgotten the best part:

HANDICAPPED CHILD

This is important to understand the motivations of the Pregnant Woman on the right.
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And the paper on the steps representing SCOTUS decisions he disagrees with:

Marbury v. Madison (1803)

Ahahahaaha oh jesus christ.

It just needs an aborted fetus or confederate ~~soldier~~ EDIT: flag, meant flag somewhere and it'll be perfect.

Classic · « **Reply #275 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:41:45 PM »

No browncoats, but there is a unification soldier!

Transportation · « **Reply #276 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:47:44 PM »

Half tempted to count Davy Crockett because of the "Texas Revolution" tidbit, though.

Büge · « **Reply #277 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:09:36 PM »

The fetus should be tugging on its mother's leg and weeping.

PhilosopherDirtbike · « **Reply #278 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:19:19 PM »

Interesting and well painted, if nothing else. I guess everybody has to have a point of view. I guess from the very angry people above that this isn't meant to be ironic then? Ah well, still a decent piece of work.

But why no flavor text for Satan? I want to see how Satan fits in to America.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #279 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:33:33 PM »

Slight typo, it was meant to read "Dick Cheney".

Also, people check out the real version.

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