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[Classic]

Somewhere along the line we've gone from making a legitimate commentary on the unstated philosophy behind the religious justification for homophobia to simply vilifying a group we disagree with.

But whatever, those haters are goatfuckers. The can hate all they want in hell so they should stop doing it here.

EDIT:
Note Hardtai, I meant to express disapproval of the goatfuckers. Not the board's vilifying of those goatfuckers. I clearly think it is A-OK to slander someone for being a goatfucker. You goatfucker.

[Brentai]

Yeah I'm sorry we hijacked the conversation after you hijacked it and steered it towards gays.

Fag.

[Classic]

Hey Brentai Brentgay Fagtai Faggay!
I only made the comment in response to catloaf. It was jaguarloaf that brought cocks into it so don't try to pin this dong on me, you wang smoking dick.

[Classic]

So after trolling fstdt.net, I succumbed to curiosity and started reading the sunniforumus.

Christ. Being gay caused by black magic or jinn? I'm happy that some semblance of normalcy was quickly restored when another member chimed in that being gay was obviously a choice, parroting almost verbatim the same "science" as gay-curing programs.

[Thad]

O'Reilly pissed off that a fictional character made disparaging remarks toward him.

Did he mention that Murphy Brown is an unfit mother?

You know, I came to this conclusion about the GOP awhile back.  Basically, they're so hardcore set against banning books, games, movies, rap music or anything they think might encourage people to be violent because they themselves are susceptible to such trivial influences.  This is a group that's modern policy leader, Ronald Reagan, spent a vast portion of his presidency stealing "stories" to tell from movies and painting up fictional images like the welfare queen.

In fairness, Reagan had a pretty good reason to worry about people imitating things they saw in movies.

It's also why they think being gay is a choice, as they themselves are actually gay and choose to be straight because they think being gay will send them to hell.

That's really the only logical reason to believe that being gay is a choice, is if you yourself are actively "choosing" your sexuality.  Because "You know, I could be gay if I wanted to" is not really a thought that's ever crossed my mind.

[Mongrel]

O'Reilly pissed off that a fictional character made disparaging remarks toward him.

Did he mention that Murphy Brown is an unfit mother?

[Brentai]

Because "You know, I could be gay if I wanted to" is not really a thought that's ever crossed my mind.

Seriously.  Considering that I'm, like, some sort of Penelope Pussycat of faggots, if I could just switch to gay like that I'd be so up to my dick in asshole that people would start to look at it and think I had a black dude's wiener surgically grafted on.  Alas, I am wired to only lust after those inscrutable, impenetrable she-bitches.  And occasionally dickgirls.

[Thad]

Could be tied to stress -- I feel really faint when I read an article about MS governor declaring Confederate History Month and, when called on not mentioning slavery, dismissing that as nitpicking.

So uh.  I know the whole "Rebel Pride" thing isn't exactly new, but it seems like they've ramped it up since we elected a black President.  Right?

[TA]

There have always been apologists and celebrants of the Slavers' Treason, but they're definitely a lot more vocal now.

[Mongrel]

It's getting bad enough that keep wondering when Billy Murray's going to make a comeback.

_{(Billy Murray, not Bill Murray)}

[Brentai]

Being illegal in Arizona is now illegal.  Or something.  Most of the provisions of the bill actually make it seem like they're in place to punish officers who aren't reaching Arpaio levels of assholery.

Moneyshot:

Arizona's struggling economy has driven many illegal immigrants from the state. But as the economy rebounds, "so too will the illegal immigrants -- larger, stronger and more destructive than they were several years ago," said Rep. John Kavanagh, R-Fountain Hills.

OH SHIT, GIANT MEXICANS.  

[Mongrel]

Man, it's totally Godwin of me to mention it, but most of those provisions are inexorably causing my brain to picture a street with a checkpoint on every block, nazi officer (with comically oversized hat) at the ready, demanding "PAPERS, PLEASE."

[SCD]

good thing they can't afford it 

[Mongrel]

Hmmmm... maybe they can pay some illegals under the table to do it?

[Disposable Ninja]

What's that girl doing under the watermark? I can't tell.

[Mongrel]

 

That was the least-bad pic of "winking over sunglasses" I could find in a hurry. I'M NOT BUGE OKAY.

[Büge]

[Mongrel]

A WINNAR IS YOU.

[Brentai]

I can't link it very well from here, but:

Obama: Tea Partiers Should Thank Me for Tax Breaks

Oh, hey, it's Cool Obama.  Where the hell has he been for the last two years?

[A²]

He's been out on the mean streets of Chicago, cleanin up crime - the presidential way

"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, OBAMA"

Paired up with a old grizzled white republican cop, named Peter Tea, they administer street justice.

"You really think we can pull this off?"
"Yes We Can"
* Explosion


BROBAMA
COMING THIS FALL TO UPN.