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Choices

1. Gun them down.
- 4 (66.7%)
2. Make a break for it.
- 2 (33.3%)
3. ssssssssssssss
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: December 04, 2009, 08:17:53 AM


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Author Topic: The Ends  (Read 59224 times)

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Friday

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #400 on: March 06, 2009, 04:35:05 AM »

2. Try to talk to her.

You take a few steps toward the door, while the girl stands away, rifle not pointed, but ready.

"Hey, you know something?" you say.

"What?" she says, shifting a bit.

"You're the first normal person I've seen in a while. It seems dumb to just... leave."

"Well, that's exactly what you're going to do, regardless of how dumb it might seem."

You turn to face her. She regards you warily.

"Look, I know I --"

"You said you'd leave."

"I know. And I will, if you insist. But, I mean, come on. Shouldn't we be working together, or something?"

She raises the rifle.

"Alright, alright," you say, turning. "I'm going."

You walk out the door and down the steps from the porch while the girl watches from just inside. As you near the car you shake your head. Oh well, can't say you didn't try.

Just as you're about to start the car, you look up to see that the girl has emerged from the cabin and is staring at you.

You get out of the car. The two of you face each other in silence for a bit.

"Jessica," she says at last. "My name... Jesse."

You extend a hand and introduce yourself.

She looks at the hand for a minute, seemingly torn. Then she raises one hand and grasps your fingers. Her grip is light, but firm.

"It's nice to meet you," you say.

"It's nice to meet you," she replies, and bursts into tears.

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1. "Are you OK? What's wrong?"

2. Chick's crazy. Time to go.

3. Her guard is down. Now's the time to strike.

4. her guard is down, now's the time to sssstrike

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #401 on: March 06, 2009, 08:47:53 AM »

3.   :suave:
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #402 on: March 06, 2009, 08:53:43 AM »

1 seems the most helpful.  And the most likely to lead to anything positive.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #403 on: March 06, 2009, 09:10:29 AM »

1
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #404 on: March 06, 2009, 09:22:10 AM »

1.  It'd be great to completely validate her treating me like a dangerous animal and locking me up, but I'm interested in trying to be human.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #405 on: March 06, 2009, 02:53:31 PM »

1. Whatsssss wrong?
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #406 on: March 06, 2009, 04:25:40 PM »

1. Perhaps this one will have a smaller dose of crazy.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #407 on: March 07, 2009, 04:22:04 AM »

I'm normally a proponent of the "bitch be crazy" approach, but 1 seems the most fruitful option.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #408 on: March 10, 2009, 12:51:28 AM »

Since friday is not here I'll finish this

**************************

"I... have to say this... I've... never been touched by a man."

"HOT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BRAH" you say sweetly.

"Oh, Mr. WFE COMMUNITY, the world is falling apart... would you introduce me to the pleasures of being a woman before we all perish?"

“WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING?" you whisper. "IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A GIRL THAT JUST CAGED US, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN’T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!”

At that very moment, a girl leaps into the car with one fluid motion.

"It's me, Nicole!" the young lady says with honed reflexes. "I went through a time vortex so I'm sixteen now! I want to have sex with you too!"

"MY NAME IS HUGE", you say.

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1. Rape Ayumi
2. Don't rape Ayumi
3. J-J-JAM IT IN
4. sssssssssssssssssssssssss
5. SEPULCHRITUDE

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #409 on: March 10, 2009, 07:31:09 AM »

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #410 on: March 10, 2009, 07:52:25 AM »

kill her sss
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #411 on: April 01, 2009, 05:44:32 AM »

1. "Are you OK? What's wrong?"

There's no reply for several moments, and you awkwardly put one arm around her shoulders.

"We've all been through a lot," you say, gently patting her back. "It's gonna be alright."

"No," she says, straightening. "I..."

She trails off, her mouth and face suddenly going slack. Her eyes freeze, then move to stare directly at you.

"Oh, shit," she says. "Get away from me."

"What?" you say. But it's too late.

Her face implodes as barbed vines burst from her upper torso and neck, instantly entangling you and ripping into your skin. You tear away from her, leaving behind strips of flesh like confetti, and tumble away, toward the door.

You've almost made it when a snakelike vines wraps around your ankle, severing your tendon and causing you to fall to the ground with an audible click as your jaw snaps shut, biting your tongue in half.

Hot airs washes over you as the girl screams, and steps over you. As the vines descend and begin to cut you to pieces, your last thought is about a dark skinned girl with long, flowing black hair.

The End

Thanks for playing, guys.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #412 on: April 01, 2009, 05:45:02 AM »

 :nyoro~n:

Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #413 on: April 01, 2009, 07:14:10 AM »

You're mean!   :;_;:
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #414 on: April 01, 2009, 07:15:05 AM »

That IS mean.  She shoulda been potentially fine because of beer and all, she obviously knew what it was for.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #415 on: April 01, 2009, 07:42:10 AM »

:approve: Perfect ending.

The Mayor will also be ending tonight!
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #416 on: April 01, 2009, 05:27:23 PM »

Just to be absolutely clear, this was an April Fools.

Wolfy is fine! He's absolutely fine. He'ssssss absssssolutely, sssssssssseriousssssssly fine.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #417 on: April 01, 2009, 07:15:15 PM »

The really tragic April Fool's here is that Friday is trying to make us think she's coming back.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #418 on: April 01, 2009, 07:27:18 PM »

In Classic Time™, April 1st begins on March 26th.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #419 on: April 01, 2009, 10:11:35 PM »

In Classic Time™, April 1st begins on March 26th.

So I just confessed to not reading* the (R)eversion thread. :whoops:

It's nice to see you're up to your old tricks Friday.

EDIT:
*Or... Or checking the thread's staring date nor starter... Whatever.
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