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1. Gun them down.
- 4 (66.7%)
2. Make a break for it.
- 2 (33.3%)
3. ssssssssssssss
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: December 04, 2009, 08:17:53 AM


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Re: The Ends
« Reply #480 on: April 13, 2009, 10:34:34 PM »

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Well, since we're here, 1.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #481 on: April 14, 2009, 03:24:55 AM »

I suppose we can take a peek at ye olde carcase.  1.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #482 on: April 14, 2009, 06:04:25 AM »

1. We should probably get a stick or something so we don't have to actually touch them.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #483 on: April 14, 2009, 11:54:38 AM »

No reason to stall this.  1.

Be ready to run like hell and don't go back for anything if that happens.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #484 on: April 14, 2009, 12:09:15 PM »

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #485 on: April 14, 2009, 12:11:14 PM »

Poke with a stick is locked in. Work now.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #486 on: April 14, 2009, 05:16:46 PM »

1. Enter the fields, examine the nearest buffalo corpse up close.

You walk down the road to the gate. It's locked, but easy enough to slip under.

Making sure your flaregun is secure on your hip, you cautiously approach the nearest corpse, about thirty yards in front of you. The stench wafts over your face, and you gag a bit, trying to breathe through your mouth.

I can almost taste it anyway, you think as you pant. The buzzing of the flies grows louder in your ears as you come close to the pile of meat.

Standing about ten yards away, you can tell that the thing has been rotting here for some time. Lacerations run up and down the sides and flanks, like someone cut into it with a sword. The fur is torn and shredded. What look like welts run up and down the back.

You step closer, slowly. Five yards. Really, the smell is something else.

Beneath the skin, something moves.

The flies all suddenly turn and scatter to the winds.

This is bad, you think. I should run.

Despite this thought, you find yourself unable to move. Try as you might, your eyes remain locked on the pile of rotting buffalo before you, legs unmoving.

What the hell? you think. This is insane. I'm afraid, but not panicked. I knew this might be bad. Why can't I move?

A low giggling noise in your head is the only answer.

Benny, you think. You son of a bitch. Let go.

But isn't it pretty? I'm glad you got out of your car to look at it. Watch closely! You're about to see the miracle of new life! Benny's voice in your head is almost hysterical with laughter.

The corpse begins to shudder in front of you. What can only be snakes or worms move beneath the hide, like migrating veins. As they move, you can feel your own worms within you also twisting. A low, throaty hissing sound begins to emanate from it.

Looks like you set off the proximity alarms! Benny says.

You struggle internally, trying to yell, your mouth locked in place, agape, sucking in foul air and unearthly noise. The crawling sensation within you intensifies.

You. Son. Of. A. Bitch. Arrrggghhh! you think, rage building inside you, washing away the fear.

Ahhhh, anger. Yesssss. I can feel your hatred for me. Yessssss, this is an emotion we understand.

The thing in front of you begins to shudder violently, the noise increasing. Bits of blood and gore begin to shoot out in spurts from the body with wet popping sounds, one splattering you on the face. You don't even flinch. The blood dribbles down your cheek, onto your neck, staining them both red.

Benny, I'm going to fucking KILL YOU!

You already tried that, remember? Didn't work so well, really. Well, you know what they say. Hindsight 20/20, and all that.

The noise abruptly cuts off.

The pile of meat goes still. For a moment, everything is fixed in place, you, the dead animal in front of you. The very air hangs heavy, choking the day.

Then, with a horrible tearing sound, the buffalo rises from itself.

Out of the corpse comes the bones of the creature, ringed all round by writhing, twisting worms. Their many mouths feast on the bits of meat and gristle that tear away. You see in perfect clarity the skeletal beast now before you, stepping out of the meaty shell that it once was. The worms have actually infested the very bones. They slip in and out of rents in them, and through the chunks of meat that cling to the frame still. The largest and thickest worms are balled up under and inside the ribcage. As the thing turns toward you, the mouths of a thousand parasites open at you, and the maw of the buffalo itself widens to release the greatest noise you have ever heard.

CREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRWWWWW!!!

The fear returns.

The thing takes a single step toward you. Worms from the front of it begin to extend, lamprey mouths wide and dripping.

You close your eyes.

The thing pushes you over from the side, slamming you away and rolling, dirt under, over, pain flaring from the impact, the worms descending --

Your name. Someone is screaming your name from above you.

You open your eyes. Jesse is above you, screaming hysterically. She slides off you and begins to drag you away.

Your mind snaps back into place.

The buffalo is a mere few meters from you.

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1. Get to your feet. Run.

2. Flaregun. Shoot it.

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #487 on: April 14, 2009, 05:23:56 PM »

1. I KNEW IT. GTFO.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #488 on: April 14, 2009, 05:30:52 PM »

This is quickly turning into one of those things where the protagonist figures out the rules and is constantly looking for the quickest way to get himself killed because he knows he'll be Deus ex Machina'd back with amazing new powers.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #489 on: April 14, 2009, 05:33:52 PM »

Uh, what?

No, killing yourself will just kill yourself. Trust me, I meant what I said when I started part 2. If you die again, it's for good. There will be no Machinas.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #490 on: April 14, 2009, 05:36:55 PM »

Awriiiiiiiiight!

That was actually meant to be a comment on the voters' playing style and not on your writing, btw.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #491 on: April 14, 2009, 05:48:06 PM »

What did I say? I said exactly this.

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #492 on: April 14, 2009, 05:51:11 PM »

To be fair, we all knew it.

2 for awesomeness! But right after firing, run!
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #493 on: April 14, 2009, 05:54:07 PM »

Hypothesis: Personality is an alien concept to the worms. The worms react to each-other telekenetically. Benny had trained his worms, imprinting them with his personality before we killed him. His worms then infected us.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #494 on: April 14, 2009, 06:17:43 PM »

 :facepalm: I hope this flare gun is golden.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #495 on: April 14, 2009, 06:21:36 PM »

It takes *almost* exactly the same amount of time to aim and fire (at least, at a huge buffalo) and then run as it does to just run. Why not eliminate what's threatening us while escaping this minefield?
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #496 on: April 14, 2009, 06:24:33 PM »

I don't like the idea of scrambling to our feet while this thing is already charging, and I'm pretty sure it can outrun us.

2.  And let's close our goddamn eyes and turn our head after pulling the trigger.

Benny, you son of a bitch, if you don't wanna die you'd better let us get the hell away from this thing.  You're along for the ride.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #497 on: April 14, 2009, 06:42:56 PM »

Yeah, there's no way we're going to be faster than this thing, so popping a flare is probably the best option.  Definitely get moving after, though.

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #498 on: April 14, 2009, 06:48:13 PM »

Now we're going to be eaten.  I doubt we can outrun it, we should prolly try to murder it ;-;
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #499 on: April 14, 2009, 07:29:41 PM »

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