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Choices

1. Gun them down.
- 4 (66.7%)
2. Make a break for it.
- 2 (33.3%)
3. ssssssssssssss
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: December 04, 2009, 08:17:53 AM


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Re: The Ends
« Reply #620 on: April 29, 2009, 08:56:41 PM »

I often have a strange sense of clam too :3

Hahahaha.

The infection has turned you into a clam. Is this awesome?

Y/B

EDIT: christ, that update had a lot of typos. I guess editors are a good thing!
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #621 on: April 29, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »

Oh I'll gladly be a clam, baby, as long as I can be your clam.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #622 on: April 29, 2009, 09:39:43 PM »

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Oh I'll gladly be a clam, baby, as long as I can be your clam.

I... I don't know what that means.

At this point, I am already assuming every single post made by you directed at me (and most of your other ones too) are sexual euphemisms of some sort, but you've gone so far and done so many that I'm not sure you know what they mean anymore.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #623 on: April 29, 2009, 09:46:50 PM »

At this point I'm practicing making sexual euphemisms that double/triple as as an innocent statement.

I like pyos.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #624 on: April 29, 2009, 10:29:38 PM »

Hmm...
I like VAGINIES!!!


EDIT:

I would have spelled it correctly though.

EDIT EDIT:

I just imagine brentai as being very small and having an incredibly high pitched voice. You know, like a third grader.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #625 on: April 29, 2009, 10:47:58 PM »

Well, no. I've seen Brentai. He's pretty hueg. You could even fit all three main characters from Chrono Trigger on his chest.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #626 on: April 29, 2009, 11:27:46 PM »

And yet I do have an incredibly high pitched voice.

It's like Mari from Project A-Ko.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #627 on: April 30, 2009, 12:56:51 AM »

At first I was gonna be all WAT, but then I recalled one of her few lines.  "Aww, how cu :scanners:"
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #628 on: April 30, 2009, 02:27:53 AM »

Act 3

Welcome to Limestone

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"Wolfy?"

A soft, familiar voice. A clean touch on your cheek.

"Wolfy, wake up."

You struggle to speak, but your mouth seems glued shut. You grind your teeth in frustration.

"It's time to wake up, Wolfy. You have to wake up now."

Since your mouth won't work, you try your eyes. Your eyelids are like slabs of granite. Your will is a man trying to lift a mountain.

"Wake up, Wolfy. Wake up, or it'll be too late. Hurry! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Christ, wake up! Jesus christ fucking wake up come on no please wake up please WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!"

ssssssssssssssssssss.

Wake up, wolf.

You open your eyes.

Jesse is mouthing words frantically above you. There is blood on her face, her hair. Her hands are on you, shaking you back and forth.

You see but do not hear. You smell something burning, but do not feel Jesse's hands on you.

You taste blood.

Sound begins to bleed in, like an approaching wave on the beach. Static. High pitched whining noises. A vague tingling sensation begins to spread outward from Jesse's hands all over your body.

The noise grows louder, closer. Jesse's mouth continues to open and shut, but you can hear nothing but the strange hissing, whining sound. From beyond it, buried within it, voices.

You left me alone

You look like you've seen a ghost

They've everywhere, now

We should head north

I think Jacob is one of them.

No.

What do you want?!

I see my family. They're dead, blaming me.

Why don't you ask her how her father died?

See you around, tits.

He misses his family.

Your sons died in the wars.

Wolfy. Wake up.

The strange bubble of sound around you snaps. Or, more accurately, ruptures. The voices, the hissing, and the high pitched whining vanish in an instant and normal noise pours in like water from all sides.

Jesse is screaming your name over and over.

You gasp and reach upward.

Jesse recoils, looking at you in shock.

"You're alive!" she says.

The vague tingling sensation suddenly takes a turn for the pins and needles. You grimace in pain.

"Jesus Christ, we have to get out of here!" Jesse says.

You push the sensation of someone inserting a million needles into your skin to the back of your mind.

You are laying on a sidewalk. Jesse is crouched near you a few feet away. You look around. You see the intersection with the piled up cars not far behind you. Your car is "parked" close to you, the passenger side door open. There's a lot of blood everywhere. It looks like the side window has shattered.

"Can you walk?" Jesse says. "We have to get moving. They're coming."

"C... car..." you say weakly.

"Can't," Jesse shakes her head. "Blew a tire. And I mean blew. The whole damn thing is ripped open. I can't fucking turn it."

You look behind you again. The crazy teeth are gone, and there's no sign of Nicole, No-Face, or any crawlers. The stoplight is silent, vacant. No sign of activity. Gray mist floats everywhere.

Out of the mist, from behind, come the slow, awkward lurches of faceless, appearing through the mist like ink soaked up by a paper. Three. Four. No, five.

You struggle to get to your feet. You make it halfway and collapse back down to the pavement. Your hand goes to your head.

"Ugghh..." you say, wincing as your hand touches a raw spot on your face. "What... happened?"

"I don't think this is the time for talking," Jesse says, eying the faceless. Her rifle is slung over her shoulder.

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1. Get up, and get moving. Away from the faceless. Worry about cover later. You'll have to leave the supplies here for now, you could be surrounded.

2. Get up, try to grab some supplies from the car. You might not be able to make it back here.

3. Get up, and head for the nearest building. See if you can get inside, barricade the door.

4. Lay back down. This is too much to ask. Nobody should have to endure what you've endured. Time for a well deserved resst.

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #629 on: April 30, 2009, 04:45:41 AM »

Gotta get away.  Not gonna be in any condition for a tussle, which is what all the other options sound like.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #630 on: April 30, 2009, 04:47:56 AM »

Do we have any other weapons in the car?

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #631 on: April 30, 2009, 05:46:54 AM »

I forgot we even had a rifle, I thought all we had was the flare gun.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #632 on: April 30, 2009, 06:13:34 AM »

we should at least get a sixpack unless we're hiding somewhere with booze

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #633 on: April 30, 2009, 07:36:31 AM »

D: D:
I dunno if we can carry supplies, but we are likely never coming back here, so definitely going for option 2. 
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #634 on: April 30, 2009, 09:12:19 AM »

Is it day or night?

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #635 on: April 30, 2009, 11:41:55 AM »

We can barely walk, it's going to be enough of a prayer just putting distance between us and them, let alone doubling back and then trying to carry weight.

That leaves whether to bet we CAN put distance between us and them, or try to get in shelter.

We could just as easily blunder into a building full of faceless as we could a bunch of them coming from the mist in another direction.  With the latter at least we're not trapped and unarmed.

1.  We'll have to find shelter as soon as possible once we're a bit further away from this immediate threat.

EDIT: I suggest you guys change your votes for Get Supplies.  Beer won't do us any good if we're dead and there's not even any weapons to be grabbed.  Get the hell out of here.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #636 on: April 30, 2009, 12:23:28 PM »

I agree with Romo.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #637 on: April 30, 2009, 02:06:45 PM »

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Do we have any other weapons in the car?

Jesse has the knife and rifle, you've got a single flare. No additional weapons in the car. All weapons are already on you.

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Is it day or night?

Day. You weren't out for very long. It is still mid-afternoon.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #638 on: April 30, 2009, 02:09:14 PM »

does my ear look infected (worms crawling out)
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #639 on: April 30, 2009, 02:13:18 PM »

Guild checks his ear.

ANY WORMS IN THERE? he bellows.

There's no reply.

Suddenly, one of the Faceless smacks Guild in the face with his cock.

"Oh you've done it now," Guild says. "It's bustin' time!"

Guild whips out his proton pack and fires his unlicensed nuclear accelerator directly into the cock of the nearest Faceless.

The Faceless responds by firing his unlicensed nuclear accelerator out of the tip of his cock.

"Don't cross the beams!" Romo says, and resets the entire system.

THE ENDS, PART 1

You wake up. There is an angry Faceless here. Exits are N, E, S.
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