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Choices

1. Gun them down.
- 4 (66.7%)
2. Make a break for it.
- 2 (33.3%)
3. ssssssssssssss
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: December 04, 2009, 08:17:53 AM


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Re: The Ends
« Reply #940 on: May 31, 2009, 02:25:03 PM »

If you have anything terribly important to say to Jesse, now is the time
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #941 on: May 31, 2009, 02:25:15 PM »

Ooops. Too late.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #942 on: May 31, 2009, 09:02:05 PM »

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #943 on: May 31, 2009, 09:56:58 PM »

2. Nope. Plenty of reasons why not.

Despite the sudden idea, you hold yourself back. She's barely more than a kid, and this is not the place or time to be doing shit like that, anyway.

However, something must have crossed over your face, because Jesse is looking at you intently. You notice her looking, and she smiles, and sits up.

"Yuck," she says. "I could use a bath. I must look terrible."

You give her a once over. Dirt, grime, and blood stain her face and shirt, which is torn in several places, revealing her bra strap. Her hair is mussed and greasy, falling unpredictably around her face. The hole where her right eye used to be is pretty gross, to say the least.

"Nah, you're not bad," you say.

Jesse hits you with her pillow. "Liar," she says. "I probably look better than you, though. Even with the hole in my head."

You smile and nod. "Probably," you agree.

"So, what's the deal? What happened?"

You briefly outline what has transpired since she fainted, including the bits of the story you left out when you were talking to Kyle.

Jesse listens and nods slowly. "You were probably right to keep it from him. He's... a bit odd. No telling how he might react."

"Yeah, I get that impression too," you say.

Max barks, once, as if to say he thought that too.

"So he's asleep now?" Jesse asks, getting to her feet.

"Yeah, or at least he said he was going to bed," you reply.

"Well, let's see if I can get a bath," Jesse says. "You could use one too, you know."

You laugh and look down at yourself. "Yeah, you're right."

Max barks again, and dances happily around the room, chasing his tail, eyes bright.

"You too, you dirty mutt!" Jesse points at him.

The three of you head out of the room. Shawna is eating chips in the "dining room". She looks up at Jesse as you enter.

"So you're Jessica," she says.

"Hello, you must be Shawna," Jesse replies, extending a hand.

Shawna shakes it briefly. "Hello."

"So you're Kyle's daughter?"

"That's right," Shawna says.

"This is a nice place he's got here."

"No it isn't."

Jesse shrugs. "Well, at least it's safe."

Shawna grunts and goes back to her chips.

Jesse looks a bit put-off. "Uhh, is there anywhere I could... you know... take a bath?"

"Yeah," Shawna says, jerking her thumb. "That way. You'll have to turn on the generator if you want it hot, though."

"Alright," Jesse says. "Where, uh, could I find this generator?"

Shawna sighs and points. "It's in the back, past the armory. I'm sure a pretty girl like you doesn't mind wasting fuel so she can feel clean."

"Thanks," Jesse says, the polite undertone gone from her voice. You follow her out of the room.

"Pleasant woman," you remark.

"Fucking idiot," Jesse says. "She reminds me of my old boss. Never happy with anyone or anything. Hates themselves most of all."

The two of you pass a large metal door locked with a padlock that reads: "ARMORY" across the front. "I wonder if Kyle stashed our shotgun in there," you say.

Jesse shrugs. "At the moment, I don't care. I haven't had a real bath in weeks."

You enter the generator room. Firewood is stacked along the walls, next to more boxes and large metal fuel drums.  You find the generator and Jesse starts it up. The low steady hum of it reminds you of the vet where you stayed with Jacob, David and Nicole.

Heading back into the main complex, you locate the bathroom and Jesse leaves you at the door. "Ladies first," she says, before smiling and shutting the door in your face.

"I'll be out in about an hour!" she calls through the wood.

You shake your head. Looks like you've got an hour to kill.

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1. Go talk to Shawna.

2. Explore the bunker complex fully.

3. See if you can get into that armory.

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #944 on: May 31, 2009, 10:06:25 PM »

Teach Max how to perform first aid
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #945 on: May 31, 2009, 11:04:38 PM »

Jump in the shower, too. This is the apocalypse, we mustn't waste the energy making two showers hot.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #946 on: June 01, 2009, 01:57:22 AM »

Jump in the shower, too. This is the apocalypse, we mustn't waste the energy making two showers hot.
:facepalm:

...kinda true, though. :nyoro~n:

Knowin' th' lay of th' land is always good.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #947 on: June 01, 2009, 06:28:12 AM »

Warn Jesse about the dangers of running portable generators indoors.

"Are... are they infected!?" says one of the aids.

The general puts out his cigar and pulls out his pistol. "No," he says. "They're Bears."

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #948 on: June 01, 2009, 11:52:36 AM »

kissing young girls = dangerous

barging into their showers = a-ok!

never change, guys.

Breaking into the goddamn armory probably isn't a very couth thing to do, and Shawna is awful and doesn't want people talking to her.  Let's go explore the bunker.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #949 on: June 01, 2009, 11:58:04 AM »

I'm going to crawl out of the host and look around for an eyepatch for Jesse.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #950 on: June 01, 2009, 11:59:03 AM »

no you're not, you get back here dammit
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #951 on: June 01, 2009, 12:01:21 PM »

Does Option 3 mean we'll search the bunker for the key or try to come up with an alternative route?
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #952 on: June 01, 2009, 12:33:34 PM »

Option 3 means the psycho will shoot me in the face for tampering with his hunting gear.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #953 on: June 01, 2009, 04:31:56 PM »

I'd certainly like to see what's in this place, so definitely 2, especially when you consider what a dick Shawna is and the shower option is hardly an option.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #954 on: June 01, 2009, 05:02:54 PM »

My Muse ran away. Blasted ephemeral thing.

Fear not, The Ends will continue after I chase her down and put her back in the pokeball.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #955 on: June 01, 2009, 05:05:21 PM »

Make sure you drop her off at the Pokemon Center before the inevitable shower scene!
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #956 on: June 01, 2009, 07:11:55 PM »

Fear not, The Ends will continue after I chase her down and put her back in the pokeball.

But not after I chase her down and put the pokeball in her back.
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #957 on: June 01, 2009, 07:25:10 PM »

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Re: The Ends
« Reply #958 on: June 03, 2009, 02:20:13 PM »

So... What else is on?
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Re: The Ends
« Reply #959 on: June 03, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »

I know it might be awhile, and we'll probably be forced out of the place before we can, but we should have a long sit-down conversation with Kyle sharing everything we know about the faceless and co (or at least everything we feel safe sharing).  If this guy knows any protips on bringing the fuckers down, it may save our lives.

You get a closer look at her. She's short, maybe a little over five feet, appears to be in her late twenties. Her round face is unpleasant looking, and judging by what you've seen of her behavior so far, you think she knows it. She is dressed in a brown turtleneck and blue jeans. Most of her weight is distributed to her thighs. She seems to have an almost permanent frown on her face.

:mahboi: Remember kids, unattractive people are always unpleasant to be around, or downright evil!
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