Solution: Get rid of page breaks altogether, thus making every topic one long list of posts. This has two added benefits:
1) The Babble About a Video Game and Game News Dump threads will now be freakishly long and
2) The Videodrome will be off limits to people with crap systems, thus excluding their more than likely trash videos from being posted. Nobody with a rich, impressive system would ever post trashy videos.
Also, instead of allowing tiny text at all, each iteration of [size] could make the text get progressively bigger, regardless of the actual pixel or point size indicated in the tags. This way, everyone is a winner and nobody becomes a jerk.
Also, the forum colors should cycle randomly. Every 5 seconds or so, while someone is looking at a topic.
These are my proposed solutions, and I hope they will be considered with due fairness and enacted in a short amount of time.
Thank you,
The Not-Management