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Author Topic: GOP Will Eat Itself  (Read 64263 times)

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Shinra

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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #340 on: April 13, 2010, 03:32:24 PM »

Probably not too hard, but the question is, when the IRS catches you, are you going to fly a plane into their building and get hailed a tea party hero?
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #341 on: April 13, 2010, 03:36:03 PM »

Maybe I can fly a plane into a tea party building and they'll call it even?
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #342 on: April 13, 2010, 03:36:59 PM »

The answer to all this is of course to let people opt out of taxes if they also waive their right to vote.

As well as their right to bear arms, free speech, freedom of assembly, habeus corpus, fair trial by a jury of their peers, and right to own property.

In fact, if you choose to opt out of taxes, you're secretly taken away to work as a slave for a year while your neighbors have every right to take all of your stuff.

Alternatively, you can spend a single weekend with the pain monster.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #343 on: April 13, 2010, 03:42:29 PM »

I think that every conservative who opts not to fill out their census form should be treated like an illegal immigrant.

It'd be nice to see Glen Beck outside of home depot, Michelle Malkin cleaning people's houses, and Sarah Palin doing our nation's *NSFW* hot mexican big butt porn *NSFW*
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #344 on: April 13, 2010, 03:47:28 PM »

Guess the red states are getting fucked by tea party census paranoia?

Can't find it now but I read some stats yesterday that said that's not the case.  Down in some districts, up in others, but no correlation to party affiliation.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #345 on: August 29, 2010, 03:46:03 AM »

so uh

You know how there's always running jokes about pundits running for president?

The very real possibility of Beck/Palin 2012 is basically the most hilarious and terrifying concept I've ever seen presented.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #346 on: August 29, 2010, 09:01:38 PM »

It'd be a pay cut.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #347 on: August 29, 2010, 10:30:01 PM »

Unless you're crooked!
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #348 on: August 30, 2010, 12:09:22 AM »

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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #349 on: September 03, 2010, 01:45:42 PM »

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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #350 on: September 08, 2010, 08:25:32 PM »

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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #351 on: September 09, 2010, 07:16:21 AM »

That's what you get for missing the boat.

In all fairness though, I didn't realize they took down their news stories after a week.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #353 on: September 17, 2010, 09:29:00 PM »

And the Republican base is tearing Karl Rove down for saying Christine O'Donnell is crazy and going to lose the election.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #354 on: September 18, 2010, 03:53:25 AM »

I thought that was her platform. Being a total fucking nut, appealing to the huge total nut voter base.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #355 on: September 19, 2010, 05:39:34 AM »

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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #356 on: September 19, 2010, 07:09:55 AM »

I like how Obama flees away from the train by trying to outrun it.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #357 on: September 19, 2010, 09:16:39 AM »

I like how Obama flees away from the train by trying to outrun it.

Sadly, that may be an accurate depiction, in a way.
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Re: GOP Will Eat Itself
« Reply #358 on: September 19, 2010, 01:48:21 PM »

So, the Republican ticket senator going after Biden's old seat says "HANDS OFF YOUR WANGS."

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