Topic: GOP Will Eat Itself (Read 64450 times)

Thad · « **Reply #480 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:31:47 PM »

Yes, Huntsman is one of the sane people who has been sidelined.

Brentai · « **Reply #481 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:02:44 PM »

Wait a second...

Powerful being named Cain...
Prone to making over-the-top villainous statements...
Has a nonsensical plan that involves going 30 years back in time...
And is basically a large, amorphous black mass in the rough shape of a man?

OH FUCK!

Pacobird · « **Reply #482 on:** October 14, 2011, 06:54:21 AM »

Nobody who got rich off of selling something as awful as Godfather Pizza is going to be able to convince me of the inherent fairness and efficiency of the free market, sorry.

....I feel like I've done this bit before.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #483 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:30:26 AM »

Speaking of Godfather Pizza, I can't imagine that it's doing too great in this economy. A pizza business seems like it would rely on middle and lower class people having enough money to splurge every once in a while on pizzas.

Classic · « **Reply #484 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:37:53 AM »

That's why he's supplementing his paycheck with public funds yo.

Brentai · « **Reply #485 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:46:12 AM »

I haven't seen one since I left Las Vegas (holy shit almost exactly decade ago) but I remember Godfather being kind of cheap shit. Also they did taco pizzas which is exactly the sort of thing to sell to underprivileged people who spawned too may little brats. Godfather is probably doing okay, but somebody at an actual PC can go verify that.

(Full disclaimer: taco pizzas from anywhere re actually pretty awesome.)

Pacobird · « **Reply #486 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:48:11 AM »

Blackjack is the best cheap-ass pizza in America.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Norondor · « **Reply #487 on:** October 17, 2011, 11:49:21 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on October 13, 2011, 01:37:45 PM

What the hell, I'm actually starting to LIKE Hermann Cain.

Cain's links to Koch brothers exposed

just remember, the next time you think of doing anything conservative, that you're already wrong, and do the opposite.

McDohl · « **Reply #488 on:** October 18, 2011, 06:14:54 PM »

...so, debate? I only caught about five minutes of it.

A² · « **Reply #489 on:** October 18, 2011, 09:49:30 PM »

So I kept hearing Cain shout 9/9/9 and asked about it and the first response that popped into my head after having it explained was 'Would he be Abel to do that.'

Brentai · « **Reply #490 on:** October 18, 2011, 11:52:06 PM »

Turns out Cain is just trying to keep the spirit of Cirno Day alive.

McDohl · « **Reply #491 on:** October 19, 2011, 02:54:04 AM »

Oh, my God.

Romney absolutely devoured Perry on the illegal immigration issue.

Anyone who makes Rick Perry look like a douchenozzle on national television is okay in my book.

TA · « **Reply #492 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:34:31 AM »

Source.

Brentai · « **Reply #493 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:52:10 AM »

Fuck it, let's just bring feudalism back. It'd clear up the confusion.

Classic · « **Reply #494 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:53:45 AM »

Is it the kind of feudalism where the assassination of prominent individuals is commonplace and the top 1% of the population are expected expose themselves to some slight risk of death on a battlefield?

Thad · « **Reply #495 on:** October 19, 2011, 10:40:47 AM »

No, that would be ACTUAL class warfare.

The "class warfare" WE'RE talking about is what Republicans call it when poor people complain.

McDohl · « **Reply #496 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:22:07 PM »

Hey, hey, hey now. Republicans have it rough. They have to lead their base across a very rickety bridge, on a straight and narrow path. They could realize that they have no real chance to step off the bridge and not fall to their doom. But they GOTTA BELIEVE that they can fly, because there's the poor crocodiles down there who want to devour them.

Clearly there is only one thing that can happen at this point.
mola ram hell

Büge · « **Reply #497 on:** October 31, 2011, 09:20:09 AM »

Herman Cain accused of sexual harrassment

Best part?

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He was then asked, “Have you ever been accused, sir, in your life of harassment by a woman?”

He breathed audibly, glared at the reporter and stayed silent for several seconds. After the question was repeated three times, he responded by asking the reporter, “Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?”

Thad · « **Reply #498 on:** October 31, 2011, 10:08:44 AM »

What are YOU doing in Canada?

Bal · « **Reply #499 on:** October 31, 2011, 08:37:02 PM »

Look, what's a couple of rapes between friends? Water under the bridge.

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