That was what, our 5th Concert Gates Gauntlet wipe?
I really just meant that we were dying because we weren't shootin' well enough and it's easier to blind-fire with an assault rifle than to actually sniper in a crescendo gauntlet.
Hopped aboard the Cheesy-Easy Mode Express to knock out a few "detriment to team" achievements. Gong Show, Dismemberment Plan(The Grenade Launcher is super fun but it's hard to justify using it re: actually being able to reliably help others. Grenade Launcher/Melee is begging for trouble), Confederacy of Crunches, Robbed Zombie. I also got the Gnome one but I'm up for helping other dudes get it, I'd just rather not burden a bro with my own Gnome needs. Or have a heart attack when we drop the gnome in the last two stages after I've spent the first two stages not shooting stuff.
Apparently Strength in Numbers requires very specifically using a "Play a Team Game" option. Huh.
Level a Charge seems to be impossible bullshit or reserved for the impossibly lucky. I've never actually seen a charger batted out of his charge. I assume you side-step and hit him in a 90 degree turn ala Niku-Face-Stabbing-Spy.
Heartwarmer.. man, I dunno. Hey guys, do you mind if I go throw my life away? Maybe I can cheese it by playing alone and killing the other 3 bots with my own gun before reviving one.
Bridge over Trebled(3 minute Parish finale) seems damn near impossible without 4 humans. Maybe we could try to get that together? Set it to easy, just sprint across the bridge? As long as you juke the tank, he won't catch up to you. And well, if you get hit, at least the three of us will finish the run. Maybe you'll even get credit!
Wing and a Prayer seems cheeseable on Easy Mode, but it's a tense bitch of a thing. I still took two hits just playing Captain Melee standing on the wing in Easy Mode.
Beat the Rush.. eh, maybe we can take turns on that? One dude is faux-useless until we nail a Bronze.
The rest are just natural Vs and Scavenge play.
Oh, and us manning up and beating shit on Expert. To quote Niku: "I think we should move up to Expert before we move up to Realism." Hell Year.