DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOOD AT LEFT 4 DEAD?
Is Expert Mode boring you with it's need to check your targets?! Are you slam-dunking through hard modes so fast that your cock distorts into a caricature of Rocky Balboa?!
SURVIVAL MODE IS FOR
YOU!Survival mode is fantastic! While they added the other two campaigns to Versus Mode, Survival Mode is actually like secretly adding five more maps to the mix!
THAT'S SEVEN MAPS! THAT IS MORE THAN THREE TIMES WHAT YOU EXPECTED GOD DAMN THERE ARE SO MANY MAPS YOUR EYES WILL BULGE
The only proper recourse in such a situation is to stare at Valve, jaw agape, and utter your pure disbelief!
Valve! You.. you... DOUBLE CATROGRAPHERS!
And that's not all! These maps are fucking hard core! Just when you think being personally mauled by four hunters isn't enough, a trio of smokers picks your party apart as you struggle to reload your guns and to find ammo!
Sometimes the maps are covered in explosives! You'll need them, you coward! The only thing zombies fear more than bullets is combustion, which is why they always come running when they can pinpoint a car!
Me and Wiseman tried Survival Mode out and it made the hair on my chest braid into viking war twists! I shat an anvil when TWO tanks showed up at the 6 minute mark to let us know their utter indignation at anyone taking a Silver medal!
Then we tried a new map and we noticed that there were like 30 environmental explosives! So Wiseman and two pubs decide to pile them up in a corner!
AND THEN WISEMAN SAT ON THE PILE WITH HIS DAINTY SNIPER RIFLE!
I LIT THAT SUCKER UP LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY! EVERYONE'S CLIENT SHUDDERED IN SHEER DISBELIEF AT HOW MANY EXPLOSIVES WERE UNLEASHED! I COULD ONLY SEE A WALL OF ORANGE WHERE MY BEST FRIEND USED TO BE!