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Kazz

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Silent Vanilla Wolf
« on: November 04, 2008, 08:20:05 AM »

Vault 69 has seen better days.

First, the doors to the commissary were accidentally sealed shut by a mischevious radpenguin, trapping twelve Vault Dwellers inside.

Then, there was a terrible mashed-potato incident that caused everybody's faces to melt into unrecognizable blobs of flesh.

Finally, three of the Vault Dwellers helped themselves to Mrs. McGinness's delectable creamed corn, which had been contaminated by whatever chemical makes you into a fucking killing machine.

Also, the lights keep going out.

DAY ONE

Survivors

Bongo Bill
Classic
Defenstration
Disposable Ninja
Envy
Friday
Guild
McDohl
Niku
Lunartick
SCD
Zaratustra

Three mutants remain.

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If you did not get a PM, you're an innocent Vault Dweller who is having a heck of a time getting mashies off his face.

The Overseer is able to discern who has been murdering people and who hasn't.  His list, and the mutant list, begin as above.

There was no Night Zero.

GO!
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 08:25:16 AM »

CRITICALLY IMPORTANT REMINDER

You may NOT privately communicate with ANYONE in this game.  Or even to anyone else ABOUT this game.  This game stays ENTIRELY in this thread.

Wolves may PM me to change the order of the kill list, and the seer may PM me to change the order of the scry list.  That's IT.

If somebody PMs, IRCs, or AIMs anyone else, you'll either get a warning or just get ejected, depending on the severity of the offense.


edit: Also, anyone who signed up for this game and doesn't post in this thread by the end of Day 1 will get a PM from me to remind them that it's go time.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 08:48:44 AM »

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 08:54:43 AM »

I just got my Pip-Boy! ::D:
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 09:09:41 AM »

Lets get this game started. scd
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 09:10:25 AM »

That's not a Pip-Boy, that's a hideous mutant growth!

McDohl!
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 09:13:55 AM »

It's tradition to start with a vote for Envy, innit?
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 09:17:20 AM »

Mrs. McGinness's delectable creamed corn is also a tradition in this here vault.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 09:20:43 AM »

Then Envy it is  :slow:
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 09:22:11 AM »

I don't even know how that tradition got started; Envy certainly hasn't been flagrantly idiotic in my immediate vicinity that I can remember. I have nothing against you, sir! You just make a convenient, safe opening vote!
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 09:38:02 AM »

In my defense it was because i usually ended up being something special half the time. However I do not like corn, and creamed corn is a form of corn. Im not a mutant like our corn loving friend scd.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 09:52:39 AM »

Who am I to argue with tradition? Envy it is.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 09:58:59 AM »

META GAMING: do you know why people stop playing werewolf?  because of stuff like this.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 10:30:15 AM »

 
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 11:54:56 AM »

Since I trust Niku's insight, I too will vote for McDohl.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:26:01 PM »

I don't even know how that tradition got started; Envy certainly hasn't been flagrantly idiotic in my immediate vicinity that I can remember. I have nothing against you, sir! You just make a convenient, safe opening vote!

BongoBill

For being too cautious with his random vote.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 01:32:44 PM »

SCD earns my vote for what might be the lamest attempt at bandwagon camouflage in the whole game.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 07:52:37 PM »

Classic earns mine for using LAND MINES
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 08:44:00 PM »

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                  AN UNOFFICIAL VOTECOUNT                    

                 SCD - (4) - Classic, Bongo Bill, Niku, Friday
              McDohl - (4) - Disposable Ninja, Envy, Zaratustra, SCD
          Bongo Bill - (2) - Guild, Lunartick                 
    Disposable Ninja - (1) - McDohl
                Niku - (1) - Defenestration
      Defenestration - (1) - Guild
                Envy - (0)   
             Classic - (0)                            
                                                             
          With 12 alive it's 7 to lynch.
                                                             
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Edit to say that this votecount is not accurate, nor was it ever accurate, and shouldn't be used as evidence by anyone.
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Re: Silent Vanilla Wolf
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 10:20:57 PM »

DNi

I'd vote for Niku, but he's been my bestest friend since my tenth birthday.  Sure, he calls me a butthead every given opportunity, but it's how we show our friendship!  Niku, you're a butthead!
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