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Author Topic: Election 2008: Aftermath  (Read 15977 times)

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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #60 on: November 08, 2008, 09:25:23 PM »

It starts.

Been fun knowing you guys.

See you after the apocalypse.

HA HA! SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS!
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #61 on: November 08, 2008, 09:30:46 PM »

The country is in the shitter, clearly the only path forward is to allow flawed policies to persist.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #62 on: November 08, 2008, 09:36:59 PM »

They're going to harvest hour unborn babies for science and take our guns and make us all get gay married!


Except in Cali.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #63 on: November 08, 2008, 10:02:34 PM »

This is more like an espylacopa.

...wow that's a cool word.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2008, 10:21:47 PM »

It starts.

Been fun knowing you guys.

See you after the apocalypse.

You're just not trying anymore.

The country is in the shitter, clearly the only path forward is to allow flawed policies to persist.

Which is why it must fill you with such glee that people are still talking to you like you're serious.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #65 on: November 09, 2008, 12:04:18 AM »

Coleman's trying to keep absentee ballots from being counted.  What a shithead.  The good news is he's failing.

I think we're win-win at this point.  Franken could still pull it out, and even if Coleman manages to win in a squeaker, I think he'll be pretty quick to play ball with the Dems after this.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #66 on: November 09, 2008, 01:43:10 AM »

 :facepalm: Jesus, Minnesota.  I love you because you're my home state, but jesus.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #67 on: November 09, 2008, 07:20:41 AM »

But those ballots are a bit late, they could be secret shadow ballots containing votes for unvetted marxist infiltrator candidates.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #68 on: November 09, 2008, 07:33:42 AM »

So Obama is going to win Minnesota?

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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2008, 08:30:54 AM »

Obama won Minnesota by 10% on election night.

Missouri, however, still has yet to be called. The Show-Me State has yet to Show-Us.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2008, 08:57:10 AM »

Oh, I know he won.  I phrased it wrong.  I meant, Obama is going to win the Senate seat.  Now the joke is ruined, and millions will die.

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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2008, 10:32:12 AM »

Hi Folks, some news from Missouri: We're the worst state in the Union.

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Okay so that wasn't news, what do you expect from a state that sounds like "misery"
McCain is so far still ahead in the counts.  At least they picked the Democratic Governor by 18 points.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2008, 10:44:13 AM »

Hi Folks, some news from Missouri: We're the worst state in the Union.

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Okay so that wasn't news, what do you expect from a state that sounds like "misery"
McCain is so far still ahead in the counts.  At least they picked the Democratic Governor by 18 points.

Actually Oklahoma is the worst state in the Union.  :sadpanda:
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2008, 11:11:08 AM »

Texas.  All the shit that makes terrible states terrible, with the added benefit of an ultranationalistic "cult of Texas" thing going on, that daring to question the divine superiority of Texas is met with violence and outrage.  Also unrestricted concealed carry, and a doctrine where you can be legally murdered if the killers claims they felt threatened.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #74 on: November 09, 2008, 11:21:50 AM »

Texas.  All the shit that makes terrible states terrible, with the added benefit of an ultranationalistic "cult of Texas" thing going on, that daring to question the divine superiority of Texas is met with violence and outrage.  Also unrestricted concealed carry, and a doctrine where you can be legally murdered if the killers claims they felt threatened.

Well, I was just speaking to the fact that Oklahoma had the largest percentage of voters for McCain.
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #75 on: November 09, 2008, 04:02:22 PM »

Texas.  All the shit that makes terrible states terrible, with the added benefit of an ultranationalistic "cult of Texas" thing going on, that daring to question the divine superiority of Texas is met with violence and outrage.  Also unrestricted concealed carry, and a doctrine where you can be legally murdered if the killers claims they felt threatened.
TA, we've HAD this discussion before. :disapprove:
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #76 on: November 09, 2008, 05:07:40 PM »

Texas.  All the shit that makes terrible states terrible, with the added benefit of an ultranationalistic "cult of Texas" thing going on, that daring to question the divine superiority of Texas is met with violence and outrage.  Also unrestricted concealed carry, and a doctrine where you can be legally murdered if the killers claims they felt threatened.

Enjoy your economic depressions, jerk wads!

*drives off in his hummer*

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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #77 on: November 09, 2008, 06:31:35 PM »

Obama won Minnesota by 10% on election night.

Missouri, however, still has yet to be called. The Show-Me State has yet to Show-Us.

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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #78 on: November 09, 2008, 07:40:19 PM »

MI-SU-RIIIII! ARLIGHT!

EDIT:
Alternatively, if you are a native:
MI-SU-RAAAA!
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Re: Election 2008: Aftermath
« Reply #79 on: November 09, 2008, 08:24:36 PM »

Actually, the joke here is that Missouri is two states, Missouri, the part defined by its northern urban centers and relatively progressive, and Missoura, the part defined by the southern parts which rumor has it, had secret KKK meetings til late into the 20th century.
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