So lemme get it strai- er, am I getting this right? When you look at porn, your sexual drive "turns inwards." Which means you involve yourself in whatever fantasy the porn is facilitating. Since you involve yourself, and therefore your own same sex, that makes you gay regardless of the pornographic material or involved fantasy.
...did I get it? Because this slope I've found myself on seems to be providing rather substandard traction.
And while I'm at it:
If it doesn’t turn you homosexual, it at least renders you less capable of loving your wife.
I somehow see that situation playing out differently...
: So... whatcha think?
: Sounds nice, but there's no such things as tentacle monsters, I'd need to dye my hair, we'd have to find a bulk supplier of KY Gel, and I have no idea how we'd do position "34"...