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Author Topic: Worst Dirty Santa Ever  (Read 29786 times)

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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #100 on: December 11, 2008, 02:28:45 PM »

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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #101 on: December 11, 2008, 03:19:34 PM »

:negative: If fecal matter was not listed under your personal dislikes, then your Santa is not at fault for sending three frozen boxes of said fecal matter.

Four would be excessive, and a stern reprimand could be administered upon request.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #102 on: December 11, 2008, 06:26:08 PM »

My package is going out late as per gentlemen's agreement.

...I'm not sure if this gentleman actually meant to agree to it, but he totally did.  Nyah.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #103 on: December 11, 2008, 07:01:45 PM »

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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #104 on: December 12, 2008, 02:56:42 AM »

I just got a Dirty Santa package!

From who, I can't say.

Mostly because the mystery person left no markings other than "Dirty Santa" in his return address field. :MENDOZAAAAA:
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #105 on: December 12, 2008, 03:42:31 AM »

Whoa, damn, it got there already? If you're referring to a manilla with bubble wrap on the interior, that's me.

I was in a bit of a hurry writing it down, as I was writing down the address as folks waited in line behind me. The pen meant for customer use was empty.  ::(:
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #106 on: December 12, 2008, 04:36:58 PM »

Two boxes of WDS something-approaching-joy were sent out today at 5 PM EST. Merry Christmas.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2008, 04:48:38 PM »

Sent.




FOR TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS.


 :OoO:















EACH.

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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #108 on: December 12, 2008, 05:30:34 PM »

Whoa, damn, it got there already? If you're referring to a manilla with bubble wrap on the interior, that's me.

I was in a bit of a hurry writing it down, as I was writing down the address as folks waited in line behind me. The pen meant for customer use was empty.  ::(:
I'm impressed it got here at all.  Your handwriting is atrocious.  Those 9s looked like 4s.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #109 on: December 12, 2008, 05:31:33 PM »

Still no pot and kettle emote.  I'ma go with this one.  :nyah:
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #110 on: December 12, 2008, 08:26:05 PM »

Wasn't able to get it out today, will try tomorrow.  Worst case: Monday.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #111 on: December 12, 2008, 09:33:47 PM »

I got to the post office about 45 minutes before closing time but the line was so long that they declared themselves closed and wouldn't let anyone new into the line. I'm going to try again tomorrow.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #112 on: December 12, 2008, 10:02:13 PM »

Packages will almost certainly go out Monday. My post office might have one of those after-hours buy-a-sticker-and-drop-it-off type machines, but it's too fucking cold to go check.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #114 on: December 13, 2008, 08:45:52 PM »

Packages (times two) went out today.  One Parcel Post, the other Priority.  Both claim they will there in time, I simply wasn't able to get the preferred option of First Class.  So I paid a little more than I wanted, but they should get there by Christmas.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #115 on: December 14, 2008, 07:05:23 PM »

My sources inform me that a package has arrived.



It's a Christmas miracle!

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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #116 on: December 15, 2008, 04:40:41 AM »

Provided I don't die this morning, I'm mailing this shit out TODAY. :disapprove:
UPDATE:  :victory: OF IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #117 on: December 15, 2008, 01:49:29 PM »

Package obtained.
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #118 on: December 15, 2008, 03:21:43 PM »

Package shipped and Package obtained.

I'm probably the only person on the boards that roger could send his cast off transformers to and have it be appreciated.  :perfect:
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Re: Worst Dirty Santa Ever
« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2008, 03:24:21 PM »

I'm probably the only person on the boards that roger could send his cast off transformers to and have it be appreciated.  :perfect:

I junctioned Luke Cage into Starscream.  He's Power Loader Luke Cage now.  I had a paper speech bubble coming off him saying "Leave her alone you BITCH!" but it was lost in the exodus.
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