Topic: PETA is savory and delicious! (Read 14680 times)

Niku · « **Reply #100 on:** November 20, 2008, 09:19:24 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on November 20, 2008, 07:10:00 PM

"I am not a nugget."

:D :D :D :D :D

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #101 on:** November 21, 2008, 03:51:11 AM »

Quote from: Geo T. Hermal on November 20, 2008, 05:38:20 PM

I do think that everyone should have to slaughter a cow or pig or something once and then butcher it properly and cook it.

I don't know how likely I'll be to find an opportunity, but it sounds like an enriching experience and I look forward to it. You have convinced me to, circumstances permitting, personally kill, butcher, store, cook, and eat an animal.

Kazz · « **Reply #102 on:** November 21, 2008, 03:51:49 AM »

Bongo: They are called farms. They are common!

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #103 on:** November 21, 2008, 04:35:55 AM »

Yes, but I've never personally performed the various definitive tasks of farmerhood. I was just commenting on the tepid, unimpressive irony of the result of the recommendation.

Kazz · « **Reply #104 on:** November 21, 2008, 04:54:21 AM »

Maybe you'd enjoy hunting more. Though I don't have any idea what season it might be, venison and bear meat are both delicious.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #105 on:** November 21, 2008, 05:38:55 AM »

relevant

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #106 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:46:02 AM »

also relevant

Quote from: Kazz on November 21, 2008, 04:54:21 AM

Maybe you'd enjoy hunting more. Though I don't have any idea what season it might be, venison and bear meat are both delicious.

Alas, I don't know any regular hunters. At least, I don't think I do. If it turns out that I do, though, I'm sure I can persuade one to bring me along one time.

Niku · « **Reply #107 on:** January 12, 2009, 09:16:01 AM »

PETA wants to rename fish.

Arc · « **Reply #108 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:34:57 AM »

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Alex · « **Reply #109 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:51:46 AM »

Nevermind the fact that cats are also edible and delicious.

Brentai · « **Reply #110 on:** January 12, 2009, 11:53:11 AM »

I like your style, buddy!

Norondor · « **Reply #111 on:** January 12, 2009, 12:45:15 PM »

I'd eat a cat. Hell, i'd eat a dog. Put a dog in front of me right now, motherfucker, see if i won't fucking eat it.

A² · « **Reply #112 on:** January 12, 2009, 12:54:49 PM »

someone send peta a huge sheet of those fish that sting you and make you drown and all sorts of nasty shit.

François · « **Reply #113 on:** January 12, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »

Fish are chunks of meat with two purposes in life: becoming bigger chunks of meat, and making more chunks of meat.

I mean, look at your typical fish:

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tail    |
      head

I think the conclusions draw themselves.

LaserBeing · « **Reply #114 on:** January 12, 2009, 01:57:39 PM »

I have this feeling that cats probably taste pretty bad. I can't really explain it, it's just this impression I get.

I guess there's only one way to find out for sure though.

Brentai · « **Reply #115 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:08:23 PM »

Predatory mammals taste terrible in general and usually aren't very good for you. You'll notice the only one we eat regularly is the omnivorous pig, and even then you risk getting sick if you eat too much of it.

Probably extends to birds and fish too. Anything that tastes gamey does so because, well, it's made out of game (except rabbits, who are herbivores but also eat their own shit.)

Kayma · « **Reply #116 on:** January 12, 2009, 06:12:07 PM »

I'd like to go back in time and eat an herbivorous dinosaur. I'll bet they were delicious.

Büge · « **Reply #117 on:** February 12, 2009, 10:05:18 AM »

PETA goes way too far.

Brentai · « **Reply #118 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:14:35 AM »

Their choice of targets keep hitting closer and closer to home. I await the day they start campaigning against themselves.

Alex · « **Reply #119 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »

I...what? Are...are they serious?

There's not enough words in the dictionary to describe this.

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