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Author Topic: PETA is savory and delicious!  (Read 14680 times)

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Niku

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #100 on: November 20, 2008, 09:19:24 PM »

"I am not a nugget." 

:D :D :D :D :D
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #101 on: November 21, 2008, 03:51:11 AM »

I do think that everyone should have to slaughter a cow or pig or something once and then butcher it properly and cook it.
I don't know how likely I'll be to find an opportunity, but it sounds like an enriching experience and I look forward to it. You have convinced me to, circumstances permitting, personally kill, butcher, store, cook, and eat an animal.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #102 on: November 21, 2008, 03:51:49 AM »

Bongo: They are called farms.  They are common!
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #103 on: November 21, 2008, 04:35:55 AM »

Yes, but I've never personally performed the various definitive tasks of farmerhood. I was just commenting on the tepid, unimpressive irony of the result of the recommendation.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #104 on: November 21, 2008, 04:54:21 AM »

Maybe you'd enjoy hunting more.  Though I don't have any idea what season it might be, venison and bear meat are both delicious.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #105 on: November 21, 2008, 05:38:55 AM »

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #106 on: November 21, 2008, 06:46:02 AM »

also relevant

Maybe you'd enjoy hunting more.  Though I don't have any idea what season it might be, venison and bear meat are both delicious.

Alas, I don't know any regular hunters. At least, I don't think I do. If it turns out that I do, though, I'm sure I can persuade one to bring me along one time.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #107 on: January 12, 2009, 09:16:01 AM »

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #108 on: January 12, 2009, 11:34:57 AM »

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #109 on: January 12, 2009, 11:51:46 AM »

Nevermind the fact that cats are also edible and delicious. :cake:
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #110 on: January 12, 2009, 11:53:11 AM »



I like your style, buddy!
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #111 on: January 12, 2009, 12:45:15 PM »

I'd eat a cat. Hell, i'd eat a dog. Put a dog in front of me right now, motherfucker, see if i won't fucking eat it.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #112 on: January 12, 2009, 12:54:49 PM »

someone send peta a huge sheet of those fish that sting you and make you drown and all sorts of nasty shit.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #113 on: January 12, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »

Fish are chunks of meat with two purposes in life: becoming bigger chunks of meat, and making more chunks of meat.

I mean, look at your typical fish:

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I think the conclusions draw themselves.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #114 on: January 12, 2009, 01:57:39 PM »

I have this feeling that cats probably taste pretty bad. I can't really explain it, it's just this impression I get.

I guess there's only one way to find out for sure though.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #115 on: January 12, 2009, 02:08:23 PM »

Predatory mammals taste terrible in general and usually aren't very good for you.  You'll notice the only one we eat regularly is the omnivorous pig, and even then you risk getting sick if you eat too much of it.

Probably extends to birds and fish too.  Anything that tastes gamey does so because, well, it's made out of game (except rabbits, who are herbivores but also eat their own shit.)
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #116 on: January 12, 2009, 06:12:07 PM »

I'd like to go back in time and eat an herbivorous dinosaur. I'll bet they were delicious.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #117 on: February 12, 2009, 10:05:18 AM »

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #118 on: February 12, 2009, 11:14:35 AM »

Their choice of targets keep hitting closer and closer to home.  I await the day they start campaigning against themselves.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #119 on: February 12, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »

I...what?  Are...are they serious? :OoO:

There's not enough words in the dictionary to describe this.
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