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Author Topic: PETA is savory and delicious!  (Read 14638 times)

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #141 on: June 18, 2009, 10:32:34 AM »

I like how they use the example of the Buddha swatting the mosquito and then dismiss it because Obama isn't the Buddha and apparently only the Buddha has the moral authority to swat flies.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #142 on: June 18, 2009, 10:36:27 AM »

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The fly saga began Tuesday, and it was the subject of a news report on Italian TV and almost a dozen Youtube postings that have been viewed more than 750,000 times. Thousands of people also have added commentary, including one who wrote, "But can he duck a shoe?"

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #143 on: June 18, 2009, 11:29:13 AM »

I like how they use the example of the Buddha swatting the mosquito and then dismiss it because Obama isn't the Buddha and apparently only the Buddha has the moral authority to swat flies.

What exactly is the Buddha story they're referencing?

Is it one where everyone forgets that the soul in the fly is being punished for his bad karma by being in the body of a fly in the first place?
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #144 on: June 18, 2009, 02:48:04 PM »

Chalk it up to "Stories that would have been perfectly understandable as an Onion headline"
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #145 on: June 22, 2009, 01:16:44 PM »

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #146 on: June 22, 2009, 02:43:26 PM »

Well, that's unusually sensible and clever. I mean, compared to what we're used to from this organization, anyway.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #147 on: June 22, 2009, 03:41:17 PM »

"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill an animal."
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #148 on: June 22, 2009, 04:55:47 PM »

Speaking of nude pics and PETA: More of such things, anyone?

(I use the term 'better' very loosely)
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #149 on: June 22, 2009, 05:07:03 PM »

Dita Von Teese is super hot, I just want to say.

I'd vegan her kale, if you know what I mean.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #150 on: June 22, 2009, 05:33:43 PM »

Lee Adama hates killing animals?  Combined with... Bob Dylan, and a robot Armageddon... It all makes sense now. :fukit: :gameover:

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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #151 on: June 22, 2009, 06:34:46 PM »

SHIT YES APOLLO
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #153 on: August 20, 2009, 07:07:24 AM »

Being a vegetarian does not automatically make you healthy. Oreos are vegetarian.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #154 on: August 20, 2009, 07:15:05 AM »

Once again PETA hits the bulls-eye with all the grace of a charging elephant.

Like I could understand perhaps a campaign to get across that you can use vegetables to emulate the taste and satisfaction and filling qualities of meat and turn your diet into a healthier thing.

But no.

Let's bust out some land whales disses.
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #155 on: August 20, 2009, 08:04:13 AM »

You know how anti-cigarette ads are run by Philip Morris and designed to be ineffective and preachy and irritating so that nobody can take them seriously?

Do you think there are evil beef tycoons behind PETA who fully realize how obnoxious and off-putting their ads are?
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #156 on: August 20, 2009, 08:18:45 AM »

...!  Maddox has played right into their hands!
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #157 on: August 20, 2009, 09:00:18 AM »

Is that the actual billboard they're using?

Classy! :perfect:
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Re: PETA is savory and delicious!
« Reply #158 on: August 27, 2009, 08:40:16 PM »

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