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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #260 on: June 13, 2010, 08:21:47 AM »

Not sure about this one. Something about it makes me want to puke.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #261 on: June 13, 2010, 09:01:23 AM »

It looks... entertaining?
I guess? Something is off. 
Yeah. What Buge said. It's a bit too Shrekish.

I don't know. Looks like a lot of "LOLZ. Spunky princess and hunky funny man on ADVENTuREZ"
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #262 on: June 13, 2010, 09:28:31 AM »

Wow. The Princess and The Frog must have really bombed right the fuck out for them to be so scared of princesses.

I get the feeling that this is a case of the ol' bait and switch, trying to make the movie look as Dreamworks-esque as possible when in fact it's probably typical-Disney movie stuff.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #263 on: June 13, 2010, 09:31:54 AM »

I think my glasses cracked when she screamed LIKE TOTALLY BEST DAY EVAR.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #264 on: June 13, 2010, 09:54:11 AM »

Wow. The Princess and The Frog must have really bombed right the fuck out for them to be so scared of princesses.

I get the feeling that this is a case of the ol' bait and switch, trying to make the movie look as Dreamworks-esque as possible when in fact it's probably typical-Disney movie stuff.

Actually, they are downplaying the 'princess' aspect of the movie for that very reason. 'cause y'know, only girls will see a movie whose main character is a girl.

I think my glasses cracked when she screamed LIKE TOTALLY BEST DAY EVAR.

 :oh: And your glasses are like coke-bottle bottoms made of bulletproof lucite.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #265 on: June 13, 2010, 11:24:15 AM »

I get the feeling that this is a case of the ol' bait and switch, trying to make the movie look as Dreamworks-esque as possible when in fact it's probably typical-Disney movie stuff.

I haven't seen anything to convince me that non-Pixar Disney CG is much different than Dreamworks anyway.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #266 on: June 13, 2010, 02:22:54 PM »

It's the god damned pop song in the trailer.

When they put a pop song in the trailer it's a big flashing sign that says "THIS MOVIE IS NOT IMPORTANT TO US."
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #267 on: June 13, 2010, 02:29:04 PM »

I'm kind of rusty on the Rapunzel thing, all I remember is that it had a dude climbing a girl's hair, but I don't recall anything about the chick being Millia Rage.

in other news the gates of disney fetish porn have just opened a little wider
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #268 on: June 13, 2010, 03:10:27 PM »

Wow. The Princess and The Frog must have really bombed right the fuck out for them to be so scared of princesses.
This is pretty much exactly what happened. Disney realized that they lost basically the entire demographic of young boys when they made Princess And The Frog so they're deliberately re-tooling this one to be as non-princess-centric as possible. Notice that almost the entire trailer is about the dashing young prince and that Rapunzel herself gets one line of dialogue.

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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #269 on: June 13, 2010, 03:18:43 PM »

for the record i have been super excited about rapunzel on animation style alone and the new trailer basically punched me in the balls.  in case that, uh, wasn't clear from how ball-punchingly bad the trailer is.
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #270 on: June 13, 2010, 03:29:44 PM »

Disney spent the last decade putting out shitty, direct-to-DVD sequels and boring ass live-action summer movies one after the other that they've pretty much forgotten how to make a good, original movie.  It's no surprise that when confronted with the opportunity to create an innovative animated film they decide to backpedal and copy everything that is popular/horrific about the Shrek films.  Hell, their much celebrated "return to traditional animation" was one hour of beautiful, painstaking animation of two frogs walking through a swamp.

It's clear at this point that Disney just has no idea how to make a decent film and are reaching for anything to get back on top of the family film heap.

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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #271 on: June 13, 2010, 05:35:11 PM »

Wow. The Princess and The Frog must have really bombed right the fuck out for them to be so scared of princesses.
This is pretty much exactly what happened. Disney realized that they lost basically the entire demographic of young boys when they made Princess And The Frog so they're deliberately re-tooling this one to be as non-princess-centric as possible. Notice that almost the entire trailer is about the dashing young prince and that Rapunzel herself gets one line of dialogue.

And, you know, the title is not "Rapunzel".
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Re: Re: Coming Soon
« Reply #272 on: June 13, 2010, 06:02:18 PM »

That too.

boring ass live-action summer movies
Sorcerer's Apprentice comes out tomorrow! :whoops:


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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #273 on: June 13, 2010, 08:36:34 PM »

You get a special surprise at 9001.
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #274 on: June 13, 2010, 11:24:20 PM »

You get a special surprise at 9001.
You realize this makes me really love pyos again, right?
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #275 on: September 10, 2010, 07:14:07 PM »

This makes me a little less apprehensive about Tangled, but I still can't understand why, if it seems like it fits into the 'classic' mold, they made the trailer so obnoxious.

THAD DE-FUCKHEAD EDIT: "This" is an article where somebody says the rough cut of the movie is pretty great.
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2010, 10:33:20 PM »

Perhaps their obnoxious marketing is an attempt to snag the obnoxious demographic? I hear it encompasses most children.
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #277 on: September 10, 2010, 10:46:51 PM »

Trailers always lie.
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #278 on: September 11, 2010, 02:16:33 AM »

Pulling an animation studio away from the lowest common denominator is one thing.

Pulling a marketing department away...
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Re: The Magically Flawed World of Disney
« Reply #279 on: September 13, 2010, 09:00:15 PM »

Pretty much the deal is that eight-year-old boys didn't flock to the last princess movie so Disney panicked, changed the title of this one, and made the trailer look like Shrek 8: Let's Just Get This Ogre With.
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