For completeness sake, I tried all the games.
8Sound: Some sort of screamer.
31BR: Not complete as far as I can tell. Nip-style Dialogue Option Game.
Afterlife Consequences: It's really what it sounds like. Except the game is so fucking terrible I can't make it much past the first jump.
Bird Mansion: Requires registration, so fuck it.
Dark Matter Planet: Sort of like I Wanna Be The Guy, only everything's invisible. And you only get four shots.
Ever. I don't know what the fuck is up with the ending.
Death Lights Dancing: A rowing simulator. Right. You can't really turn as far as I can tell so, uh, have fun with the flying baby heads I guess.
Defect: Would count as Games as Art, except you only really have two possible actions and the game sort of takes one of them away from you. So it's not a "game" by even the broadest definition.
Doorror: Probably pretty good, but not my thing.
Endless Cavern: I cannot fucking play this game.
Hassle: A joke.
Hideous Sounds in the Dark: Hunt-the-Pixel-by-Sound. Also, shitloads of things trying to kill you.
Insomnia: Almost kind of a neat idea - you're constantly getting more tired, which makes you run and jump slower. In practice this means you never have the slightest idea whether or not you're going to make a jump, and it doesn't help that the game's pretty unfair no matter how awake you are.
Invisible Armies: Shooter. Exactly what it sounds like. Fuck that.
Lost in Eldritch: Like a Metroidvania with terrible, terrible controls. Human beings are not automobiles! Worse yet is that most of it seems designed to take advantage of the sucky control scheme, sooooo yeah. Points for the stated goal of the game being "overdose on hallucinogens".
My Game: A joke.
NecroFodder: Don't do webgames, probably fun.
Never Opened: A Robotron-style shooter with really awkward controls. Has some merits but overall, no.
Pitchblackoids: Invisible Asteroids. Oh, also, invisible enemy ships shooting the motherfucking shit out of you.
Planets Form'd: MORE invisible shit. Features a soundtrack consisting of a baby who won't shut the fuck up (there seems to be a reason for this, but fuck if I've got the patience to find out what it is).
Queer Village: Hee hee. Er, um, I really don't know what the game's supposed to be about; it seems innately either unfinished or broken.
Sinister Names: Archive corrupted. So much for that.
Sleep: Tiny but decent IF game. I don't know how to get the last point.
Strange Visit: Pointless house tour. Gets some points for being the only competent 3D entry without an obvious budget.
The Clatter of Keys: Actually pretty good! Basically a typing tutor, but the idea that you're actually playing as Lovecraft doing hack work is clever. The only other thing in the compo I'd vote for, really.
The Museum: Put it this way.
>decipher hieroglyphs
You use your 1337-h4xxor coding skills to make a demo that impresses the hieroglyphs so much it reveals it's true message to you. It says "buttocks".
I sort of wandered around picking up shit until basically walking out the door with a sum total of 0 points. Also I made the text-to-speech engine talk dirty to me.
Theatre of Cruelty: I'm not installing Z-Machine to play another IF game at this point, sorry.
The Lake: Another rowing simulator. Yes, really. This one works, but there's not much payoff. Special thanks to #pantsu.
This Cursed Rock: Crashes after the title screen.
What Hatches from Primordial Egg: Another IF. Done with IF.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go make A.L.I.C.E. tell me what a nasty boy I've been.