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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #160 on: March 19, 2009, 05:18:15 PM »
I submit: Susan Egan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SczXahhjjqE

Quote from: Misha on March 19, 2009, 03:01:58 PM
Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?


Heyyyy, we can make a deal.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #161 on: March 19, 2009, 06:29:17 PM »
Francoise Yip, Maggie Q and Bernice Liu.  In no particular order or all at once.

Quote from: Hades on March 19, 2009, 05:18:15 PM

Heyyyy, we can make a deal.

Okay, James Woods.  But only if those three ugly sisters of fate aren't involved in any way.

And you can't have my soul.  It's already spoken for.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #162 on: March 19, 2009, 06:37:14 PM »
Francoise Yip has a jaw you could break boards with.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #163 on: March 25, 2009, 07:14:51 PM »
I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #164 on: March 29, 2009, 07:59:09 PM »
Quote from: Geo T. Hermal on March 19, 2009, 04:43:12 PM
I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.

I'm not a girl, you can't compare me with her.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #165 on: March 29, 2009, 08:04:09 PM »
Quote from: ZedPower on March 25, 2009, 07:14:51 PM
I was thinking, "are there any Québec actresses who would qualify?", and almost immediately I was ashamed that I even had to ask that question. Here's to Karine Vanasse and Mahée Paiement.
So... no?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2009, 12:31:31 PM »
Collette Wolfe, please forever wear that food court hat.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2009, 04:59:33 PM »
In a funny, curious sort of way, I'd like to do Gene Wilder (not now, I mean Christ, he's in his 70s) back in the day.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2009, 05:01:40 PM »
You mean don't have a secret fetish for Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2009, 07:09:52 PM »
I'd do a young Gene Wilder if I was a girl. He was cool.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #170 on: April 17, 2009, 07:13:26 AM »
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #171 on: April 28, 2009, 10:18:42 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

Katie, will you be my (thin) Ice Queen? :wuv:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #172 on: May 01, 2009, 12:07:48 PM »

Katey Sagal has aged quite well. I'd put her at 8.4 on the Halston Scale.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #173 on: May 01, 2009, 01:03:48 PM »
I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #174 on: May 01, 2009, 01:45:12 PM »
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Michael Biehn.

Yes, this means I want to fuck Solid Snake. Fuck you. So do you. Admit it.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #175 on: May 01, 2009, 04:49:57 PM »
Well, I kind of do.  Like, three or four times a day.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #176 on: May 03, 2009, 06:26:23 PM »
Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38

Seriously. Worth the jail time.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #177 on: May 03, 2009, 06:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Rygaron on May 03, 2009, 06:26:23 PM
Ok, she's not an actress, but do Internet pseudo-celebrities count?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP6HkxjS38

Seriously. Worth the jail time.

Goddammit Rygaron... Fuck.

No.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #178 on: May 03, 2009, 06:28:42 PM »
 :determined: Don't judge me!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #179 on: May 03, 2009, 06:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Rygaron on May 03, 2009, 06:28:42 PM
:determined: Don't judge me!

Fuckin' right I will!  :THATWAY:
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