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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25109 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #180 on: May 03, 2009, 06:54:34 PM »

Wow, does the girl have tourettes?  She's got some serious tics going on.  Does looking like you are mentally ill make you cute because last I knew, it wasn't a good idea to act like an enormous moron.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #181 on: May 03, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »

I can only see her pulling my candy hose right off with one of those spastic head motions.

Warning

...what she said.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2009, 07:02:56 PM »

LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #183 on: May 03, 2009, 07:04:11 PM »

pretending to be a spaz is fun
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #184 on: May 03, 2009, 07:14:54 PM »

Kazz, I expected better from you.  I expected an angry response about that video.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #185 on: May 03, 2009, 07:16:14 PM »

i was being sardonic.

for good measure i'll also go LOL I'M HYPER!!!!!!!!!!OLDJOKE
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #186 on: May 03, 2009, 07:30:32 PM »

Duh, I know you were.  I still thought you'd be like "OMG THAT GIRL IS SO IRRITATING" in some manner.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #187 on: May 03, 2009, 07:31:39 PM »

That means he wants her too.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #188 on: May 03, 2009, 07:32:52 PM »

I doubt that highly.  Kazz's roommate has a girlfriend like that--she's sorta pretty, but dumber than a pile of bricks.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #189 on: May 03, 2009, 07:33:54 PM »

she's not pretty.  she's hideous.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #190 on: May 03, 2009, 07:35:27 PM »

I rest my case.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #191 on: May 03, 2009, 08:16:03 PM »

The roommate's girl or Boxxy?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #192 on: May 03, 2009, 08:19:15 PM »

I bet she yells out 'Hiya!' in bed.

I'd hit it because she could scream 'AAAAAAAAAAAL!' and it would be relevant to the events at hand.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #193 on: May 03, 2009, 09:23:13 PM »

From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #194 on: May 03, 2009, 09:45:34 PM »

From not really watching that video all that much and just taking her at face value, I'd fuck her if she was legal. Unless she was actualy some crazy spaz, then no.

She camwhores for /b/, she obviously has some sort of brain problem
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #195 on: May 03, 2009, 09:51:41 PM »

 :facepalm: Not cute enough. The crazy to cute ratio is very important, and the balance just isn't there.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #196 on: May 03, 2009, 10:18:20 PM »

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #197 on: May 04, 2009, 12:03:03 AM »

BOXXY

It is delicious teeth.

I must eat it.

eat eat eat
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #198 on: May 04, 2009, 12:56:47 AM »

Well, she did make 4chan explode. That's gotta count for something.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #199 on: May 04, 2009, 03:05:31 AM »

Weirdos!  :THATWAY:
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