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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25114 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #200 on: May 05, 2009, 05:03:27 PM »

I just had the urge to smack her.

I don't mind people who are actually like that. They are sort of fun, in small doses. People who act like that on purpose I want to smack.

Nothing more, really. Just a sort of "stop moving around so my eyes can focus" smack, with no real malice, like you would smack a panicking solider so he could get back in the fight, you know, like a smack where it's the behavior and not the person no i would not fuck her jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with /b/

don't answer that
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #201 on: May 05, 2009, 05:06:38 PM »

I'd splash her with cold water.






No, I mean an actual bucket of actual cold water.  What the fuck did you think I meant?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #202 on: May 05, 2009, 05:09:19 PM »

Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #203 on: May 05, 2009, 05:09:54 PM »

I'd smack her with.... Nah. Too easy.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #204 on: May 05, 2009, 05:16:58 PM »

Brentai, at this point, if you told me you wanted to have sex with me, I'd look for some kind of hidden sexual euphemism.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #205 on: May 05, 2009, 05:36:53 PM »

OK, but I get to be player 1.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #206 on: May 05, 2009, 05:39:11 PM »

You're always Player 1 in my heart.   :wuv:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #207 on: May 05, 2009, 05:39:56 PM »

Wait, fuck, I'm not doing this right.

You're always Player 1 in my pants.   :suave:

Sufficient?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #208 on: May 05, 2009, 05:44:56 PM »

Plug in the multi-tap and let me get in on this.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #209 on: May 05, 2009, 07:22:30 PM »

Anal.

(Am...Am I doing this right?)
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #210 on: May 05, 2009, 07:31:42 PM »

Wizard needs food... badly. Mmmmyeah. Feed the wizard... slowly.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2009, 06:40:46 AM »

It's a trick! No one plays the Wizard.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2009, 07:31:29 AM »

Fred Savage does.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2009, 10:45:09 AM »

I'd prolly do Ryan Reynolds.  I totally forgot about that fucker.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #215 on: May 06, 2009, 10:55:14 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0

BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #216 on: May 06, 2009, 11:06:20 AM »

Hey, leave Kazzz out of this.

EDIT: Take that, word filter!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #217 on: May 06, 2009, 12:45:54 PM »

Rygaron, there's a difference between someone who gets paid and is an actor and someone who is nothing other than a vacant attention whore.  And he's way cuter than that weird girl you think is cute.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2009, 12:51:08 PM »

Rygaron, there's a difference between when I do it and when you do it.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #219 on: May 06, 2009, 02:03:40 PM »

I'm with Lady Duke on this one, somebody performing medicore comedy in a movie for money isn't really comprable to somebody feigning a mental disorder on the internet for attention.
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