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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25110 times)

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Kazz

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #240 on: November 12, 2009, 12:06:38 PM »

I WAN' YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOOOOD
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #241 on: November 12, 2009, 01:48:31 PM »

It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.

you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #242 on: November 12, 2009, 01:52:02 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtklMsBVr0

BUT LD WHY WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT ACTS STUPID IN A PUBLIC MEDIUM FOR ATTENTION?

possibly because he has the best six pack in holywood right now
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #243 on: November 12, 2009, 03:01:17 PM »

It has somehow escaped my notice until now that Halle Berry can be mind-blowingly attractive.

Apart from the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #244 on: November 12, 2009, 03:06:43 PM »

At least she said she was sorry about the whole Catwoman thing
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #245 on: November 12, 2009, 03:07:19 PM »

Too little, too late
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #246 on: November 12, 2009, 04:04:54 PM »

you realize racism is in fact the most rational explanation for that, right

Clearly it is this and not the bad acting and hit-and-run accidents and such.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #247 on: November 12, 2009, 04:10:10 PM »

Nope, you're a racist. Go holocaust some Jews, you racist.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #248 on: November 12, 2009, 04:27:31 PM »

I think Halle Berry might swing wildly between incredibly attractive and not hot at all more than any other actress I can think of.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #249 on: November 12, 2009, 04:34:29 PM »

As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.

Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression.  She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.

...I mean, yeah.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #250 on: November 12, 2009, 05:14:51 PM »

I will never forgive her for killing Ray Park
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #251 on: November 12, 2009, 05:24:20 PM »

Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #252 on: November 12, 2009, 05:29:01 PM »

Halle Berry is plenty hot, and it left my mind thoroughly conflicted in Monster's Ball when she performs an arousingly convincing sex scene with Billy Bob Thorton.  My poor brain just didn't know how to react to the situation.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #253 on: November 12, 2009, 06:28:54 PM »

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Oh who hasn't killed Ray Park.

well at least my two favorite boys, Ewan and Johnny haven --

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #254 on: November 12, 2009, 08:54:19 PM »

As someone who's already professed his racial proclivities, I can definitely say I've never once found Halle Berry the least bit attractive.

Even in that one picture she manages to fuck up the thing with an inscrutable facial expression.  She is a woman who at all times seems to be completely disgusted with herself, and that's only attractive on a person who has a reason to be.

...I mean, yeah.

It's okay, Brentai.  I don't think she's attractive either.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #255 on: November 12, 2009, 09:16:49 PM »

She scares me.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #256 on: November 12, 2009, 09:32:37 PM »

I heard Halle Berry murders little girls to steal their youth and vitality and that she's been roaming the earth for thousands of years.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #257 on: November 12, 2009, 09:35:17 PM »

I think she's attractive.  Her expression in that pic does ruin it though.  But in terms of pure physical attractiveness, indeed she is pretty.

Not the hottest woman ever, but....  You guys saying you don't find her attractive makes me wonder if the people saying Sarah Palin is hot have some merit, because Palin is disgusting to look at, and comparing attractive women in glasses to her as they did constantly when she was a big thing in the media was a horrible insult of ludicrous proportions to the beuties they applied it to.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #258 on: November 12, 2009, 09:54:22 PM »

No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #259 on: November 12, 2009, 09:57:14 PM »

I don't really think Halle Berry's expression is the focus here Catloaf.
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