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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25111 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #280 on: August 20, 2011, 10:40:48 PM »

Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.

Ah ha.  Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

You haven't seen a lot of shit makeup jobs, have you?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #281 on: August 20, 2011, 10:54:23 PM »

No, and certainly none that anyone admitted to paying for.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #282 on: August 20, 2011, 11:19:37 PM »

I meant more as "I don't care how possibly racist it is for her to be in 'blackface.' She looked more attractive."
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #283 on: August 26, 2011, 04:14:19 PM »

I just found out about Alice Sophia Eve, and it turns out that she's like this massive black hole of adorable.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #284 on: September 02, 2011, 04:41:44 AM »

I am always late. I saw Hobo with a Shotgun on Netflix out of curiosity and I liked Molly Dunsworth. In the movie she plays a Taylor Swift looking prostitute, which is strange because google her and she looks a lot more goofy-looking. Here she is!



Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #285 on: September 02, 2011, 05:19:24 AM »

Wait, so you posted her as not wanting to fuck her?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #286 on: September 02, 2011, 06:04:50 AM »

We actually have a Actresses You DON'T Want to Fuck somewhere around here.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #287 on: September 02, 2011, 07:30:58 AM »

Oh and I don't like tattoos. :(

You're a full-fledged bitch and a half, Spram!

There is nothing about that photo that is not incredible, really.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #288 on: September 02, 2011, 09:02:54 AM »

Maybe we need an "Actresses You're Not Sure if You Want to Fuck" thread.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #289 on: September 02, 2011, 09:07:14 AM »

I'd fuck Betty White.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #290 on: September 02, 2011, 09:09:53 AM »

If she promised to make jokes about it afterwards? Yes.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #291 on: September 02, 2011, 10:54:53 AM »

Why would she?  You're a tough act to follow.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #292 on: September 02, 2011, 08:36:27 PM »

I would have sex with young Angel Lansbury.

I would have sex with her hard.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #293 on: September 05, 2011, 05:13:46 PM »

Why yes, I would like to fuck her, but I know I'm not good enough. What fucking dimension do you guys live where women want to fuck? I mean, like to fuck for fun and not for money.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #294 on: September 06, 2011, 07:27:15 PM »

We don't live in another dimension, Spram.

We live in Upornia, where women give oral sex when they say hello and a titty fuck to say good bye. Where the roads are paved with dildos that had been inserted into the sweetest of virgins, and paying taxes is simply an act of cunnilingus on the King's three well-endowed daughters.

If you'll excuse me, Spram, it's tea time, now, and the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #295 on: September 06, 2011, 07:48:37 PM »

the three Asian schoolgirls I'm having sex with are serving me tea from between their cleavage.

I love teat-time.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #296 on: September 06, 2011, 08:00:22 PM »

You mean they kinda squish their boobs together to make enough cleavage to serve tea out of, or they do a three-way symmetrical dock where you get sort of a tri-cleavage that you go under and lick the tea as it trickles down?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #297 on: September 06, 2011, 08:36:45 PM »

Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman

The times they are a-changin'
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #298 on: September 07, 2011, 07:47:26 AM »

Man in my day you just did Chamomile shots off of some Irish-lass ass-cleavage like a gentleman

I got tired of ass-shots when I quit drinking Earl Grey Enemas. It didn't really taste that great, and it scalded the insides of those poor girls all to hell.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #299 on: September 07, 2011, 02:16:57 PM »

But it was TRADITION dammit
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