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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25117 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #300 on: September 07, 2011, 02:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Mothra on September 07, 2011, 02:16:57 PM
But it was TRADITION dammit

I can take getting poop on my penis when I anal sex a girl, but popped blister pus? That's where I cross the line, tradition be damned.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #301 on: September 07, 2011, 05:51:20 PM »
I'm starting to feel more relieved to live in Spram's universe by the minute.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #302 on: September 07, 2011, 06:27:49 PM »
As gratitude, you should let Spram live in your house. It'll be just like The Odd Couple!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #303 on: September 09, 2011, 02:39:58 PM »
This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.

Also Gwyneth Paltrow.

OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #304 on: September 09, 2011, 02:44:37 PM »
Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #305 on: September 09, 2011, 03:06:22 PM »
Quote from: Friday on September 09, 2011, 02:39:58 PM
This probably goes without saying, but Robert Downey, Jr.

Also Gwyneth Paltrow.

OK yeah basically every single person in Iron Man 2.

That reminds me: Scarlet Johansson in a black bra in the backseat of a limo.

ADDENDUM: wait, let me rephrase that in a more Iron Man way -- SCARLET JOHANSSON. IN A BLACK BRA. IN THE BACKSEAT OF A LIMO.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #306 on: September 14, 2011, 08:28:56 AM »
Hey gays, did you know that Anna Torv played Nariko in Heavenly sword? That's hot.



Trippykaka from enslaved was played by another cutie but that's a big head. Ok, I only wrote the last sentence because I like her name, Trippykaka.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #307 on: March 29, 2012, 02:55:02 PM »
Quote from: Friday on September 09, 2011, 02:44:37 PM
Also during the scene Chris Hemsworth was shirtless in Thor I may or may not have spontaneously become pregnant with thunder babies

Holy crapballs. I haven't seen that movie, but I think I might now. Why are the Hemsworth boys so damn pretty?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #308 on: March 29, 2012, 03:13:58 PM »
good jeans mostly
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #309 on: June 17, 2012, 07:37:12 AM »
Samantha Wright.







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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #310 on: June 17, 2012, 07:39:09 AM »
She's built like a fighting game character O_O

I didn't know people could look like that in real life!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #311 on: June 17, 2012, 01:06:37 PM »
The picture of her in the hoodie is everything that is right in the world.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #312 on: June 17, 2012, 03:22:47 PM »
She has pulled off the incredibly rare and difficult trick of preserving all her femininity while also being more manly than most, if not all the men around her.

Most impressive.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #313 on: June 18, 2012, 09:15:32 AM »
It isn't difficult if you're a weightlifter. Their training emphasizes strong core muscles.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #314 on: July 20, 2012, 03:31:12 PM »
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #315 on: July 20, 2012, 04:06:57 PM »
Welp. I can now say that within about 15 minutes, someone (not me) posted Michelle Jenneke dancing to every forum I visit regularly.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #316 on: July 20, 2012, 07:10:14 PM »
What is it that makes her seem so fami-- oh my crap she kinda has Butt-head's nose.

...looks real good on her though!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #317 on: July 24, 2012, 07:46:26 PM »
so I've been watching how i met your mother

BARNEY STINSON - NOTHING SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT

I am pretty sure I am now:

1. a man
2. gay
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #318 on: July 24, 2012, 08:21:35 PM »
NPH is the universal right answer.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #319 on: July 25, 2012, 07:00:54 AM »
After singing along with every word from that video, Mrs. A asked me to warn you that the series really only goes downhill from there.

But seriously men everywhere are lucky NPH is gay.

(In more ways than one. :suave:)
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