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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 24222 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2008, 10:51:19 PM »
Quote from: BATTLE-READY BATTLE DRACULA on December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

Your MANY, MANY images of Marlyn Monroe that prove your point are somehow not being loaded. Please fix this problem. You twat.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #81 on: December 09, 2008, 10:53:28 PM »
If I could go back about 60 years I'd fuck Lauren Bacall.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #82 on: December 09, 2008, 11:34:47 PM »
My old-school crush is on Kay, the girl from this MST'd short. Best moment is at 2:37 (and one of the guys seems to agree).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmFGSM1h44
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2008, 05:36:30 AM »
Quote from: BATTLE-READY BATTLE DRACULA on December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

A little too much makeup (and a little too happy to play an absolute moron) for me, thanks.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM »
Also: dead.   I have an admiration and realize the attractive quality of old and dead actresses, unfortunately the reality of their oldness and deadness ruins my fantasy sexings.  Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.

Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #85 on: December 10, 2008, 08:01:34 AM »
Quote from: Constantine on December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
Charisma Carpenter

Heheh, there's Jesus' FOXHOUND codename.

:8D: :lol: :nyoro~n:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #86 on: December 10, 2008, 10:19:32 AM »
Quote from: BATTLE-READY BATTLE DRACULA on December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

That's like going into a "Which Megaman character is the best" poll and voting for Megaman.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #87 on: December 10, 2008, 10:31:02 AM »
Alright, so, true story. I have a step-sister named Marilyn. They apparently called her that because my father's girlfriend's father (step-grandfather? that sounds wrong) is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.

 :ohshi~:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #88 on: December 10, 2008, 12:01:03 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
Crass though it may be, I stick to actresses who are still alive and nubile.

Now see, Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis were totally hot a couple of decades ago.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2008, 12:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
Alyson Hannigan

I love How I Met Your Mother, but I don't like her. I never watched Buffy, so maybe that's it.

Cobie Smulders, on the other hand...  :want:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2008, 12:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Thad on December 10, 2008, 11:57:42 AM
"Hey, this is a real person!"

On The Topic Of Celebrity Women We Have Met In Person: Gina Gershon is excitement & adventure. She hit my wavelength note-perfect, regarding politics, outlook, lifestyle.

Maybe I should meet her again? I've a map to her home. And the schematics to her security system. She'd enjoy my company again, right? Right?

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2008, 12:39:59 PM »
The only celebrity I've ever met was Cheech Marin.

Now, whether I'd do him or not... that's...

not something I have an answer to, actually.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2008, 12:41:29 PM »
That reminds me. He may be a voice actor, but man, Crispin Freeman is a handsome bastard. I met him at a small anime con last year, which I only went to because of an American animation panel. There were only four other people in the panel besides me, as well as Mr. Freeman, who was apparently interested in the subject. Some teenagers were being loud outside of the room, so he got up and chewed them out with his beautiful voice.  :wuv:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2008, 01:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Constantine on December 10, 2008, 07:52:49 AM
Basically in this list I am disappointed nobody has brought up Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, Alyson Hannigan, or Charisma Carpenter.

I can't really stand Hannigan's character most of the time, but I'm a sucker for redheads. Scarlet Johansson, at least in That 70's Show, is basically everything I love about Kaylee, just way, way hotter -- again, like Jewel, dying her hair blonde was an unforgivable crime against humanity.

Zooey Deschanel, anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2008, 01:12:13 PM »
She played Trillian in the HHG movie, didn't she?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2008, 01:17:08 PM »
Yeah. She does a lot of independent stuff, but she's starting to go a bit more mainstream. Weeds, Tin Man, Shyamalan's awful, awful The Happening. Been a rocky road!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Kabbage on December 10, 2008, 01:09:43 PM
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2008, 01:37:40 PM »
Scarlett Johansson, Kristin Bell, and Zooey Deschanel all score really high on Kayma's Libid-O-meter
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #98 on: December 10, 2008, 02:09:36 PM »
All right, going by that site, I've got...

Cameron Diaz (Kuchisake-Onna smile and all)
Cate Blanchett (with requisite despair)
Georgia Moffett (at least if she weren't British and a teen mom)
Jennifer Connelly (<Labyrinth reference>)
Jewel Staite (as noted)
Lucy Liu (the fucked up eye is actually what does it for me...)
Mena Suvari (sexy wearing absolutely anything, except the body of Aerith)
Naomi Watts (kiss of death but whatever)
and Tricia Helfer (some sort of nerdy cougar, rowr)

And yes, I'd fuck Drew Barrymore, so I'd actually do all the Charlie's Angels.  Although in Drew's case it'd be more childhood-wish fulfillment, since she sorta spent her revitalized career crushing that fantasy by being a massive idiot.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #99 on: December 10, 2008, 02:39:43 PM »
Has anyone mentioned Christina Hendricks yet?  :wuv:
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