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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25118 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #260 on: November 12, 2009, 10:01:15 PM »

If i didn't know anything about her and just saw a photo of her i would say that yeah, she'd be pretty attractive. Unfortunately all the horrible just makes that thought stop dead.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #261 on: November 13, 2009, 06:28:56 AM »

No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

Since we're on the subject:

Pam Grier.


EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden

I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #262 on: November 13, 2009, 06:36:25 AM »

No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

what is this bullshit
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #263 on: November 13, 2009, 09:37:58 AM »

No black chicks, Catloaf.

No black chicks.

Since we're on the subject:

Pam Grier.


EDIT: Goddamn 403 forbidden

I think she'd be cool with listening to some funk-ay porno music while we were going at it.

Pam Grier was the female lead in like... half the Blaxploitation pics ever made with a female lead.

She still looks good I daresay, but why the current pic when there are some classics to post? :ohmy:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #264 on: November 13, 2009, 10:05:19 AM »

Just to reinforce the point that I'd still like to introduce the rare albino blacksnake into her delicate ecosystem, I guess.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #265 on: November 30, 2009, 01:39:23 AM »

I'm going to declare the following The Most Erotic Thing I Have Ever Laid Eyes On:



Reka Ebergenyi (full size)
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #266 on: November 30, 2009, 09:19:24 PM »

She has the tiiiiiiiniest boobs ever, lawls.  Girls like that always make me wonder why they bother with bras.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #267 on: November 30, 2009, 09:44:03 PM »

'Cuz bras are sexy.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #268 on: November 30, 2009, 09:44:31 PM »

It's like a bloatee for a woman's chest.  Chestee.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #269 on: November 30, 2009, 09:53:20 PM »

Oh! She is wearing a bra! I thought it was some kind of extra-skimpy second shirt! :derp:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #270 on: December 01, 2009, 10:16:59 AM »

> implying bras are sexier than nipples visible beneath a shirt
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #271 on: December 12, 2009, 11:35:26 AM »



Nina Sky. I'd fuck either, but I'm going to marry the one on our right.

The first piece of the puzzle was Lee-Ham's video, which made me track them down to figure out which was the insanely cute one (Natalie), which lead me to find that they live like two hours from me, which in turn lead to finding a link to the video about the guy that tried to kill Bjork after stalking her for like a year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

So yeah, this is gonna' happen.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #272 on: August 10, 2010, 05:08:03 AM »

SMA PROMO Part 1

I wouldn't have thought that a nerdy, slightly butch girl would appeal to me so much, but there it is.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #273 on: October 17, 2010, 06:02:11 PM »

nina sky

dude.

Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder ft. Nina Sky, Ricky Blaze

the one on the right with her hair down, which one is she? because I'm about it
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #274 on: August 20, 2011, 07:07:22 PM »

Bianca Beauchamp.

Bianca Beauchamp Black Transformation
(NSFW)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #275 on: August 20, 2011, 07:21:23 PM »

Nothing hotter than blackface.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #276 on: August 20, 2011, 07:51:20 PM »

Yeah. I'm not sure about the politics of that, but the intentions seemed good? Hearken back to the apparent successes of the civil rights movement(s if you want to count feminism)? Show off a moderately impressive technical feat? Be a trio of crackers loudly saying, "Black is beautiful"?

On the other hand, it's a NSFW video of a girl Buge gets excited over. So that basically demolishes any other concerns.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #277 on: August 20, 2011, 09:35:36 PM »

I would ride that down the road less traveled.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #278 on: August 20, 2011, 09:50:54 PM »

She looks better as a 70s sex symbol. I don't care about what they said or what that means.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #279 on: August 20, 2011, 10:26:54 PM »

I'm gonna put this one out there lottel: Everyone looks better after 10 hours of professional make-up designed to make you look better.
I'm also guessing that those interviews with her out of the shoot are done clean. I don't think she's got any make-up on.
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