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« on: December 08, 2008, 05:22:36 PM »

I have a burning, unquenchable lust for Jewel Staite that refuses, despite all efforts, to be ignored. Might just be the baffling decision to dye her hair blonde, or the dramatic leap back to her WB High Ground pseudo-ditz shenanigans with Stargate Atlantis, but it looks like a lot of it was just Kaylee's character as the cute-as-a-button sing-songy oil-stained greasemonkey. Something about a savvy, strong-willed, almost predatory woman who chooses to present herself as just a big old barrel of smiles just hits all the right notes.

Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 05:31:14 PM »



Oh hey, another show I watched just because I wanted to fuck Kaylee.
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 05:46:39 PM »

Let's all agree that Kaylee is just adorable.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 06:57:34 PM »

Could also be the fact that Kaylee is the impossible combination of all the best qualities of a girl, without any girly interests.
What about that one episode where she got all gussied up for that ball and Mal got in a swordfight?  Because I don't know about you, but wearing big poofy dresses isn't quite gender neutral.

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in b4 "speak for yourself"
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 07:08:08 PM »

 :mahboi: ah,

in b4 "speak for yourself"

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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 07:35:36 PM »

Mal is basically my dream man. Cowboy mysterious spaceman in SPACE?!!?!

I'd fuck Kaylee though, yeah
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 07:40:20 PM »

My god Friday, me too.  I'm glad it's not just me or something.
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2008, 07:41:20 PM »

is there anyone here who would not fuck this Kaylee

so far we've established that neither gender nor actually seeing the show are barriers
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2008, 07:42:25 PM »

Well she's just so awesome.  How can you not love her?
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2008, 07:43:18 PM »

some people prefer that River Tam chick I hear ok shutting up before I'm made fun of for not knowing shit
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2008, 07:55:30 PM »

I appreciate both Kaylee and River in different, unique ways. And would do them both.

Also, I'm easy. :shrug:
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2008, 08:01:46 PM »

Quote from: IMDB
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Jewel Belair Staite
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 08:15:30 PM »

 :ohshi~:
Well, Summer Glau is still unmarried... right?
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 08:21:59 PM »

Does Inara give off an air of "out of every mortal human's league" or what?

Because she's easily the most beautiful one, but people all declare their love for the fat one and the crazy one.
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 08:28:08 PM »

And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 08:32:02 PM »

And I guess I'm the only guy here who'd bork Zoe, right?

Zoe borks you, not the other way around. And I'd bet that most of the people on this forum would be happy to bork with any girl that has had a speaking role on any Whedon show.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 08:32:31 PM »

River is too creepy for my tastes. And Inara is literally a whore, I don't care how accepted it is in that society, I wouldn't want to be with a woman who has been with tons of people (as part of her career or otherwise).
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 08:33:10 PM »

 ::(: I'm sorry Kazz, did you just call Jewel Saite fat? Do we need to do terrible battle?

RE: Morena Baccarin,
I don't think it's quite that... Mostly that her job is 50% manipulating people. It's also something that doesn't really need to be discussed. Nor, Gina Torres.
To be honest, the Summer Glau comment was a bit of a throwaway, because she's a bit too young in her role as River. (which is pretty fucking odd because she's older than Jewel.)


EDIT: More on Ms. Baccarin:
I don't remember too well, but iirc, I was really unimpressed with her commentary on the firefly dvd. Whedon and Fillian have a really good dynamic for commentary, and they do the first ep. So it could just be following a really tough act.
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 08:50:39 PM »

They made Jewel Staite gain weight for the role.
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 08:59:13 PM »

No one on TV is ugly.
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