Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck (Read 25160 times)

Arc · « **Reply #40 on:** December 09, 2008, 08:44:10 AM »

Dexter's Sister? I'd be all over that like peanut butter on rice, and so too is Dexter himself. Wincest.

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 08:11:48 AM

Grace Kelly

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on December 02, 2008, 09:36:07 AM

Quincy or Columbo

Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on December 05, 2008, 12:39:33 PM

whistling the theme to The Dam Busters

... How old are you again?

Mongrel · « **Reply #41 on:** December 09, 2008, 08:45:55 AM »

30 in February.

_{... going on 5 000.}

Alex · « **Reply #42 on:** December 09, 2008, 09:29:40 AM »

When I was a teenager, they both looked alike to me. And I'm okay with that because I can just pretend they're twins in a sexy Double Xena fantasy.

Friday · « **Reply #43 on:** December 09, 2008, 09:57:24 AM »

I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.

François · « **Reply #44 on:** December 09, 2008, 10:01:27 AM »

I can move!
And partially shave!

Doom · « **Reply #45 on:** December 09, 2008, 10:58:09 AM »

Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie.

Real name is irrelevant.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #46 on:** December 09, 2008, 11:01:24 AM »

You dirty creatures.

megan fox

François · « **Reply #47 on:** December 09, 2008, 11:48:57 AM »

Also. David Caruso better put his shades on because Emily Procter has stolen my heart.

You can fire my pistol anytime, Emily.

Niku · « **Reply #48 on:** December 09, 2008, 11:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Friday on December 09, 2008, 09:57:24 AM

I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.

A coworker of mine told me that the only good thing about Australia (the movie) is that she wants to rape Hugh Jackman.

Brentai · « **Reply #49 on:** December 09, 2008, 11:52:28 AM »

Hell, the only good thing about Australia (the country) is that I want to rape Hugh Jackman.

Okay and Yahtzee.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #50 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:04:18 PM »

Oh I can think of a few Aussies I'd like to jam my barbed stinger into.

Kazz · « **Reply #51 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:23:24 PM »

I like Dex's sister, she is hot

also I don't remember saying that nobody on TV is ugly. that is not the case.

Alex · « **Reply #52 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Doom on December 09, 2008, 10:58:09 AM

Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie wearing the Iron Man armor with the codpiece removed.

It'd be like sleeping with Samus!

Superface · « **Reply #53 on:** December 09, 2008, 12:50:39 PM »

sry, Kazz, I think I meant Det, not you. For shizzle.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #54 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM »

I cannot believe anyone actually ever made this thread. I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something. Seriously.

I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
I'd prolly fuck Jason Schwartzman.
I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made. Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.
I'd also fuck Michael C. Hall. Shamelessly.

Fortinbras · « **Reply #55 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM

I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.

This seems along the lines of owning and living in a cake factory and going "boy, what I wouldn't do for some cake right now."

Büge · « **Reply #56 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Lady Duke on December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM

I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made. Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.

Quote from: Marky Mark

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration

Zaratustra · « **Reply #57 on:** December 09, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »

some brazilian actresses for you

Kazz · « **Reply #58 on:** December 09, 2008, 03:33:39 PM »

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #59 on:** December 09, 2008, 03:45:59 PM »

Your mother isn't an actress, Kazz

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