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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25160 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2008, 08:44:10 AM »

Dexter's Sister? I'd be all over that like peanut butter on rice, and so too is Dexter himself. Wincest.


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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2008, 08:45:55 AM »

30 in February. :nosir:

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2008, 09:29:40 AM »

When I was a teenager, they both looked alike to me.  And I'm okay with that because I can just pretend they're twins in a sexy Double Xena fantasy.  :wuv:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2008, 09:57:24 AM »

I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2008, 10:01:27 AM »

I can move!
And partially shave!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2008, 10:58:09 AM »

Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie.

Real name is irrelevant.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2008, 11:01:24 AM »

You dirty creatures.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2008, 11:48:57 AM »

Also. David Caruso better put his shades on because Emily Procter has stolen my heart.

You can fire my pistol anytime, Emily. :kowhyee:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2008, 11:50:49 AM »

I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOOOOOOOYYYYY

HURLY BURLY GURLY WHURLY

Hugh Jackman does things to me. Russel Crowe does things to me. I like me my stubbly men from down under.

A coworker of mine told me that the only good thing about Australia (the movie) is that she wants to rape Hugh Jackman.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2008, 11:52:28 AM »

Hell, the only good thing about Australia (the country) is that I want to rape Hugh Jackman.

Okay and Yahtzee.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #50 on: December 09, 2008, 12:04:18 PM »

Oh I can think of a few Aussies I'd like to jam my barbed stinger into.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2008, 12:23:24 PM »

I like Dex's sister, she is hot

also I don't remember saying that nobody on TV is ugly.  that is not the case.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2008, 12:37:47 PM »

Pepper Potts from Iron Man movie wearing the Iron Man armor with the codpiece removed.

It'd be like sleeping with Samus!  :perfect:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2008, 12:50:39 PM »

sry, Kazz, I think I meant Det, not you. For shizzle.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM »

I cannot believe anyone actually ever made this thread.  I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something.  Seriously.

I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
I'd prolly fuck Jason Schwartzman.
I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made.  Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.
I'd also fuck Michael C. Hall.  Shamelessly.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2008, 02:41:15 PM »

I'd fuck Seth Rogen, 'cause I'm weird that way.
This seems along the lines of owning and living in a cake factory and going "boy, what I wouldn't do for some cake right now."
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2008, 02:51:29 PM »

I'd fuck Mark Wahlberg, or would've during the time Boogie Nights was made.  Jesus christ, I'd do him then. Meow.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »

some brazilian actresses for you



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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2008, 03:33:39 PM »

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2008, 03:45:59 PM »

Your mother isn't an actress, Kazz

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