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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25156 times)

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Lady Duke

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2008, 03:46:28 PM »
Kazz, did you just list an actress Preston wants to fuck?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2008, 03:57:10 PM »
There's no such thing as an ugly Brazilian.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2008, 04:03:50 PM »
What about Blanka?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2008, 04:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Lady Duke on December 09, 2008, 02:31:22 PM
I was really starting to believe that everybody on here was like, sexophobic or something.

Many of them were.

Perhaps this is merely a fantasy topic, where declarations on thespians take precedence?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2008, 04:16:32 PM »
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2008, 04:19:29 PM »
That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.

Quote from: Arc on December 09, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
declarations on thespians take precedence?
So Arc, got any kind of acting experience you'd like to add to the discussion?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2008, 04:27:17 PM »
:humpf: I'm here to fix the cable.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2008, 04:34:03 PM »
 :ohshi~:
==!?!

I SOLVED A MYSTERY!!!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2008, 05:27:54 PM »
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2008, 05:31:28 PM »
Lost's Evangeline Lilly and Pushing Daisies' Anna Friel

Holy shit
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2008, 06:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 05:27:54 PM
I think you were thinking of this.
That is not a girly Blanka...
Nor really ugly.
Nor... a Brazilian??? I dunno I stopped keeping track of that one in the mid-90's.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2008, 06:58:42 PM »
Keri Russell. Saw her on Conan last night and forgot how kyoot she was!  :wuv:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2008, 07:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Classic Is So Funny on December 09, 2008, 04:19:29 PM
That is not Blanka, and what it gracefully omits is a hideous patch of fur dead center on the chest.

No it doesn't. You can see a little bit of it right above her boob.

Also: Nipple Rings.

 :perfect: :perfect: :perfect:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2008, 07:07:25 PM »
 :loser: That is entirely too much attention to detail!!!

Incidentally, I thought those were jewelry and "high peaked" nipples respectively.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #74 on: December 09, 2008, 08:18:06 PM »
Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on December 09, 2008, 08:11:48 AM
You guys are all cracked. Why settle for second best?

You know, you're absolutely right.



One hundred percent, as usual.



Totally on the ball.



 :itsmagic:
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #75 on: December 09, 2008, 08:53:50 PM »
Well If we're going old school here....



And a bit further in time...




This is starting to feel like an OT NeoGAF thread.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #76 on: December 09, 2008, 08:58:12 PM »
The days before Botox and facelifts!

NOW we're talkin'!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #77 on: December 09, 2008, 09:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Zaratustra on December 09, 2008, 03:27:57 PM
some brazilian actresses for you





Brazil only has one actress. She changes her name once and a while and they market her afresh. Also she's a vampire.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #78 on: December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM »
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #79 on: December 09, 2008, 09:44:51 PM »
Quote from: BATTLE-READY BATTLE DRACULA on December 09, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
How has nobody posted any Marilyn Monroe?

You're all idiots.

Not my thing. Sorry.
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