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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25147 times)

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #120 on: December 10, 2008, 08:01:01 PM »

I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend the other night.  We agreed to split the Gyllenhaals.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #121 on: December 10, 2008, 09:05:23 PM »

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #122 on: December 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM »

this is why you're not allowed to time travel anymore, ted.  shit like this.

I hate you, dad.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #123 on: December 10, 2008, 09:10:34 PM »

Ooh, I would have fucked Heath Ledger.  Thanks for reminding me Buge.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #124 on: December 10, 2008, 09:27:04 PM »



Her and the chick from Aliens - Vasquez.

Totally.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #125 on: December 10, 2008, 11:20:52 PM »

Zooey Deschanel, anyone? Her kind of woman is rare, majestic beast whose like I have scoured this city for.
You back off, she's mine.

Not only is she cute / adorable / what-have-you in any movie no matter how bad it is (and most of her line up was pretty bad) but she played what I thought was a perfect Trillian, who is my biggest literary crush.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #126 on: December 11, 2008, 06:48:57 AM »

She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #127 on: December 11, 2008, 10:13:43 AM »

She plays an excellent villain (see: Bridge to Terabithia). Truly ruthless, real twisted.

Cute and oblivious, the new face of evil?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #128 on: December 11, 2008, 01:46:07 PM »

Oh hey, christmas shopping reminded me that before she became ancient and haggard, CoCo Chanel, had it goin' on.

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #129 on: December 11, 2008, 01:49:04 PM »

She looks like if you touched her the wrong way her head would fall off and the store manager would yell at you.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #130 on: December 11, 2008, 02:00:48 PM »

Well, that's a tinted black-and-white photo.

i.e. PRODUCT MAY NOT BE EXACTLY AS SHOWN.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #131 on: December 14, 2008, 12:38:08 PM »

Watched Elf last night on the Turner Broadcast System and goddamn if Zooey Deschanel didn't rocket to the top of the list. However, I'm not sure if it's more to do with her actual level of attractiveness, or that she was dressed in Christmas costume the whole movie, which you all know I heartily endorse.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2008, 02:06:57 PM »

I can't believe I forgot this one: Tina Fey.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #133 on: December 14, 2008, 02:07:49 PM »

She looks too much like Sarah Palin, though.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #134 on: December 14, 2008, 02:24:55 PM »

Sarah Silverman is, if not the hottest actress, then at least the hottest near-40 actress, and she is smart and hilarious as well.  That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #135 on: December 14, 2008, 02:56:03 PM »

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #136 on: December 14, 2008, 03:22:21 PM »

That's a big deal because female comedians are rarely funny.

Sam Bee is usually the first name I cite in response to any "women aren't funny" claims I see.

She's not so rough on the eyes either.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #137 on: December 14, 2008, 09:15:24 PM »

Zooey Deschanel's big sister (the lady on Bones) is nice too.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #138 on: December 14, 2008, 09:23:37 PM »

noro you're dumb.  but i love you so much that i've decided to change my opinions to match yours anyway.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #139 on: December 15, 2008, 12:25:27 AM »

Sarah Silverman was funnier when she was on the Mr. Show and her whole shtick wasn't acting like she had no concept of what a faux-pas was. Not that I don't enjoy when she does that, it is funny, but she's become a bit of a one trick pony.

That said, she is really sexy in that she is both pretty attractive and really alluring in that "girl who also likes to joke all the time like I do and would totally end up having an unhealthy co-dependant relationship with me" sort of way that I'm really a sucker for.
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