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Author Topic: Actresses You Want to Fuck  (Read 25180 times)

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Ted Belmont

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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #140 on: December 15, 2008, 05:48:36 AM »
I liked her in School of Rock and Futurama when she was a total bitch. What does that say about me?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #141 on: December 15, 2008, 07:32:55 PM »
Though she is getting very old very fast, I've thought Christa Miller was hot since the Drew Carey Show. It doesn't hurt that her characters always seem to be painfully slutty (I couldn't get a character link there, sue me).
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #142 on: December 15, 2008, 08:18:24 PM »
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #143 on: December 16, 2008, 09:09:44 PM »
I KNOW RIGHT?!
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #144 on: December 23, 2008, 10:06:42 AM »
I will hate Sarah Silverman until she admits she looks like a spanish woman. I hate crackers who look hispanic.

I don't know if I would do her, if her pussy is as hairy as her face, no. If it's shaven, maybe, she seems to have nice tits.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #145 on: December 23, 2008, 03:17:42 PM »
Spram, -you- are a hispanic-looking cracker.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #146 on: December 23, 2008, 05:09:18 PM »
Quote from: Spram on December 23, 2008, 10:06:42 AM
If it's shaven, maybe
Her pubic hair or her face?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #147 on: March 19, 2009, 02:17:41 PM »
I would totally do Gemaine Clement :3
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #148 on: March 19, 2009, 02:22:31 PM »
Jemaine Clement is not an actress.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #149 on: March 19, 2009, 02:38:24 PM »
Yeah, but I'm a lady and I more generally like men.  So I'm listing actors.  So there.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #150 on: March 19, 2009, 02:52:05 PM »
get that gay shit out of our hot chicks thread
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #151 on: March 19, 2009, 02:58:39 PM »
Thread necrophilia?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #152 on: March 19, 2009, 03:01:58 PM »
Oh, you want to fuck dead ones now, too?
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #153 on: March 19, 2009, 03:04:07 PM »
...

I suppose the next step is for someone with even less taste than me to make a joke involving recent news.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #154 on: March 19, 2009, 03:27:46 PM »
I thought that's what the recent posts were going to be when I saw this thread come back.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #155 on: March 19, 2009, 03:32:43 PM »
Psha.  And anyway, I've been posting guys I'd do right along in this thread.  It'd be a little silly to start a thread of "Actors You Want to Fuck" when there's a whopping like, 10 girls on here total.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #156 on: March 19, 2009, 03:33:37 PM »
Woah, there's 10?  That's like 4 times more than I thought.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #157 on: March 19, 2009, 03:35:15 PM »
I didn't count, that was a guess.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #158 on: March 19, 2009, 04:43:12 PM »
I'd fuck the shit out of Sarah Silverman's tookus. She's funny and hotter than any girl I've fucked in the past. I'm pretty sure I'm a damn sight better looking than you are, Spram, so pull your head out of your ass.
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Re: Actresses You Want to Fuck
« Reply #159 on: March 19, 2009, 04:52:34 PM »
Take that, Spram of three months ago.
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