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Author Topic: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck  (Read 7196 times)

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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2008, 02:26:34 PM »

Plus her forehead can devour planets.
The forehead thing kinda does it for me.

Oscillating between the two extremes is Uma Thurman, who as my father put it, "Starts off ugly, and gets hotter the more people beat the shit out of her."  Although I agree, it should be noted that when my father says it he probably means it the way it sounds like.
It's a phenomenon I've been studying for awhile now.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2008, 02:28:39 PM »

Brad is just OK. I mean, I'd fuck him, but I'd just kind of lay there.

I'd have fucked him several years ago.  But maybe not now.  His looks are slowly deteriorating.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2008, 02:33:09 PM »

I was under the (apparently misguided) impression that girls think guys get handsomer with age.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2008, 02:33:49 PM »

Not every guy does.
Ex: Malcom McDowell was a hottie in Clockwork Orange.  Now he is....something else.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2008, 02:34:15 PM »

george clooney does
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2008, 02:47:20 PM »

Paris Hilton.  If she can be called an actress.  I mean, she's been in a few movies (and amateur porn, too!), but, I don't think there was any acting involved.

The thing about Paris Hilton is that she's in some sort of cuteness uncanny valley. She's so almost cute that it makes her horrifyingly repulsive.

Plus she needs to eat more sandwiches I mean damn.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2008, 03:01:10 PM »

the thing about paris hilton is that i want to humiliate her with some kind of terrible sex-act, out of a sense that she needs it rather than personal lust

something involving feces and bondage

maybe a declawed rodent
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2008, 03:21:28 PM »

She'd turn even that around to her favor.

I hope to one day train under her, as her Sith apprentice.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2008, 03:37:34 PM »

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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2008, 03:48:00 PM »

the thing about paris hilton is that i want to humiliate her with some kind of terrible sex-act, out of a sense that she needs it rather than personal lust
She'd turn even that around to her favor.

I hope to one day train under her, as her Sith apprentice.

Yes, but can you guess what the final trial to begin your apprenticing is going to be?

something involving feces and bondage

maybe a declawed rodent

You will be undone, and server only her dark/obnoxious will.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2008, 03:53:46 PM »

the very fact that she seems the perfect person to play "beat-up and creepy" should tell you something.

...aaaand what IS that, exactly?

Because I've played an old man, a teenage victim of sexual abuse, a redneck radio show host, a guy who gets sodomized by a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, his racist, homophobic father-in-law, and Pig-Pen.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2008, 04:02:27 PM »

I guess that means you're sexually inconsistent Thad.



Unfortunately Summer has convinced me that she's way younger than me so powerfully I think I'd be pretty confused.
... If she were to start talking about some neat sciences tho', :want: .
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2008, 04:39:01 PM »

the very fact that she seems the perfect person to play "beat-up and creepy" should tell you something.

...aaaand what IS that, exactly?

Because I've played an old man, a teenage victim of sexual abuse, a redneck radio show host, a guy who gets sodomized by a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, his racist, homophobic father-in-law, and Pig-Pen.
I guess she'll show up any time now to contribute to Katestory.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2008, 05:34:28 PM »

Regarding the men + age thing...

It's perhaps cliché, but if I were a woman, I would take Sean Connery at almost any age. That man has got it.

Also, for the nerd ladies and gay mans:



Alan's haircut may leave something to be desired, but hey, he was a professor, in Britain, in the 40's. Cut the fellow some slack. Otherwise he is sirloin. <3<3<3
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2008, 06:27:28 PM »

I hope to one day train under her

See, I read that as...

I hope to one day put her under a train


the very fact that she seems the perfect person to play "beat-up and creepy" should tell you something.

...aaaand what IS that, exactly?

That she naturally looks beat-up and creepy.

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Because I've played an old man, a teenage victim of sexual abuse, a redneck radio show host, a guy who gets sodomized by a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, his racist, homophobic father-in-law, and Pig-Pen.

And you naturally look butt-fucked.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2008, 06:51:15 PM »

George Clooney. That man is like fine god damn wine.

And while I'm at it, I'm totally gay for N.P.H. :gay4:
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2008, 09:16:23 PM »

I'm gay for Isaac Asimov and Malcolm Gladwell.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2008, 09:31:39 PM »

that female red-headed version of Andy Dick whose name escapes me at the moment.


I disagree regarding Felicia Day -- if she's a mutant, growing a few extra tentacles may not be the worst way to go. She seems like she has fun and can exist outside of being an industry-washed star. I'll bet that she wouldn't turn down a sandwich either; I'm good at making sandwiches.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2008, 09:44:46 PM »

That's the problem with most of these actresses- they all have glamor shots that make them look totally fuckable, but are actually either disgusting or unacceptably annoying in real life. Take Tara Reid, for example.
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Re: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2008, 09:47:07 PM »

Kathy Griffin goes through periods of acceptability to me.  But it's not consistent.  Though she does meet the requirements of the sure-fire path to my heart: redheaded.  Works everytime.


Unlike most actresses, my interest in Tara Reid was actually diminished once I saw her tits.
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