Topic: Actresses You Don't Want To Fuck (Read 7028 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #40 on:** December 09, 2008, 10:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Spaco on December 09, 2008, 09:44:46 PM

That's the problem with most of these actresses- they all have glamor shots that make them look totally fuckable, but are actually either disgusting or unacceptably annoying in real life.

Usually works in reverse for me. My Uncanny Valley dip-point is a little off, so excessive makeup or whatnot just makes me uninterested.

Mongrel · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2008, 05:48:35 AM »

Quote from: Spaco on December 09, 2008, 09:44:46 PM

That's the problem with most of these actresses- they all have glamor shots that make them look totally fuckable, but are actually either disgusting or unacceptably annoying in real life. Take Tara Reid, for example.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #42 on:** December 10, 2008, 07:38:51 AM »

OK HE HAS A POINT I GUESS

Brentai · « **Reply #43 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:51:16 AM »

That's exactly what I'm talking about, except for the fact that it looks like she is or was crying.

Mongrel · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:57:39 AM »

That's why one of the pictures I posted was a random little-to-no-makeup candid shot. To highlight that difference.

Most of the pre-70's brigade have that quality, though there certainly are exceptions. Airbrushing is not a new thing.

Mongrel · « **Reply #45 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:03:03 AM »

Actually that brings up something that annoys me.

How EVERY LAST WOMAN (and most guys, really) whose career involves some form of public display these days must be Perfect.

I can't remember the last time I saw a non-magazine female singer under the age of 50, barring crash-and-burn cases like Amy Winehouse (now THERE'S a scary face).

There are so many marginal-to-okay-looking people going to extreme measures just to make it in the industry, be it print, film, TV, music, whatever. And this pisses me right the fuck off, because we'll never know how many damn fine actors and singers we've lost because of this.

Thad · « **Reply #46 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:57:42 AM »

You know, somebody mentioned Christina Applegate in the other thread, and I almost mentioned this there, but since we're now into the "Women who look like real women are hot" conversation here:

I saw her in person once. I was standing in line waiting for Spamalot tickets and there was a Tony preview show about 50 feet away from the line; she walked right past me to go do her Sweet Charity bit. She wasn't heavily made-up; my recollection is that her hair was up in a couple of buns on her head. She was probably in a T-shirt and jeans. Assuming her DOB on Wikipedia's correct, she'd have been 33 then. And she was shorter than I pictured her.

And you know what? I think she looked hotter like that than she ever had as Kelly Bundy (and don't get me wrong, she was HOT as Kelly Bundy). There's something about the "Hey, this is a real person!" that totally enhances the experience for me.

Büge · « **Reply #47 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:15:23 PM »

Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. Chyna. The thing is, I found her really attractive about six or seven years ago, and she's still kinda hot now, but I couldn't get down with her. Or anyone who's been taped having sex with scuzzy guys (viz Paris Hilton, Kim Cardassian).

Brentai · « **Reply #48 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:19:44 PM »

What about the ones you know are having sex with scuzzy guys? Because that'd be about all of them.

Büge · « **Reply #49 on:** December 10, 2008, 02:20:50 PM »

Hey, I'm still a virgin, aren't I?

Doom · « **Reply #50 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:15:21 PM »

Jennifer Aniston isn't actually hideous or anything but there's something about her in any media that hits my off button every time.

Thad · « **Reply #51 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:23:25 PM »

I liked her in Office Space.

Doom · « **Reply #52 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:28:55 PM »

She's not a terrible actress or anything but she's completely asexual to me.

Arc · « **Reply #53 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:31:03 PM »

That's not airbrushing we can be believe in, my friends.

Doom · « **Reply #54 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:32:29 PM »

Kashan · « **Reply #55 on:** December 13, 2008, 12:35:00 PM »

She looks uncannily like Dustin Hoffman in that first picture.

Mongrel · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2008, 05:53:09 PM »

Side note: magazine racks at the supermarket checkout routinely make me want to punch people.

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2008, 06:25:07 PM »

Our local market had "Anarchy Magazine" in the checkout racks next to the tabloids for a while.

It was pretty cool.

Spram · « **Reply #58 on:** December 21, 2008, 02:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Zaratustra on December 10, 2008, 07:38:51 AM

OK HE HAS A POINT I GUESS

I would do her.

Mongrel · « **Reply #59 on:** December 21, 2008, 03:05:46 PM »

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd it lives.

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