Your revolution is over, Mr. Obama. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Obama? The bums will always lose!
[The White House is on fire]
Well, they finally did it. They killed the fucking White House.
Ve vant ze money, Obama.
Ja, uzzervize ve invade Iran next week.
Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Obama.
You can't invade fucking Iran! You aren't President anymore!
[The Bush White House, stunned, confers amongst themselves in German]
Are these the Nazis, Joe?
No, Hillary, these men are Republicans, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Obama, or ve fuck you up.
Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
Hey, cool it Joe.
No, without the White House, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.
We gave Israel permission to attack Hamas!
And Condi cut offs her toe!
She thought we'd be getting a billion dollars!
Iss not fair!
Fair! WHO'RE THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS HERE!? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
Look, pal, there never was any money. Greenspan kicked the can down the road and let the economy go to shit, so take it up with him, man.
And I would like my undies back.
[Stunned, the Bush White House confers amongst themselves again]
Are they gonna hurt us, Joe?
No, Hillary. These men are cowards.
Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.
Fuck you.
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