Topic: Good Tiiiiiimessss (Read 88274 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #160 on:** September 30, 2009, 08:43:30 AM »

I switched to tea mostly.

Drinking coffee today because I'm still in the middle of my desperate bid to prove myself competent enough to get a job programming in a language I thoroughly, thoroughly hate.

François · « **Reply #161 on:** October 05, 2009, 03:23:03 PM »

You know how, for a long period of my life, I've been completely unable to realize when I was being hit on or flirted with?

I've just learned that the girl I've definitely been the most stupidly oblivious to got married to a dude a few months after we met and has been popping a kid every year since then (so, five).

On one hand, I want a family someday, so part of me's all "aw man, that could have been me".

On the other hand, the rest of me's all "holy Christ did I dodge a fucking bullet or what?

"

Brentai · « **Reply #162 on:** October 05, 2009, 04:11:11 PM »

At least one of you was dodging shots.

Büge · « **Reply #163 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:07:06 PM »

The Artist Formerly Known As Yoji · « **Reply #164 on:** October 08, 2009, 10:19:13 AM »

Hey, SoCal jerks! Wanna go to a Nerf gunfight on Saturday? I'm getting together with some friends in Anaheim to have one at a local park. This kind of thing is usually better with more people, and my brother's been whining about the low turnout lately.

So... just thought I'd ask. There might cake afterward!

Mongrel · « **Reply #165 on:** October 22, 2009, 11:41:15 AM »

This is an Onion article and is quite old, but I just randomly tumbled over it by accident.

I.. just, wait... what?

Royal☭ · « **Reply #166 on:** November 07, 2009, 07:36:36 PM »

There was a mystery down at the old ~~mill~~ Lake Texoma State Resort!

The motel was abandoned!

Investigations had to commence post haste!

Despite what that sign might lead you to believe, there was no volleyball or tennis. On bleakness, despair and loneliness. Also I think the kids playground was violently ripped out of the ground.

Maybe, thought I, this staircase would lead me to the mystery!

Pools!

The pools were scummy, green, and gross! Also I'm fairly certain they have a fish-monster living in them. Or frogs. Either way, something moved in the water and I wasn't putting my head close enough to find out.

Turns out, the mystery was really just ~~a corrupt land owner trying to devalue the land to buy it up cheap~~ a deal where a private contractor got control of the land, and has yet to do anything with the motel spot.

McDohl · « **Reply #167 on:** November 07, 2009, 07:58:45 PM »

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you pesky kids!

Mongrel · « **Reply #168 on:** November 07, 2009, 08:21:03 PM »

King Klown · « **Reply #169 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:02:44 AM »

I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!

Well, not really.

Got a B on my 3rd Nutrition test. Was worried about it since it had a lot of metabolic and energy conversion method questions.

Brentai · « **Reply #170 on:** November 12, 2009, 03:14:04 PM »

Generally you wouldn't consider making your car payment a good time, but hey.

When you've got nothing, you enjoy everything.

A² · « **Reply #171 on:** November 26, 2009, 01:02:34 AM »

Judge tells asshole bank to go fuck itself, wipes clean $525,000 of debt

Mongrel · « **Reply #172 on:** November 26, 2009, 04:09:41 AM »

That'll be good news if it doesn't get overturned on appeal.

Mothra · « **Reply #173 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:54:29 PM »

I love witnessing the steady, sharp decline in effort from in my 70 year-old Language and Lit professor's first online course. This is today's lesson:

Sometimes she posts a paper from some language researcher that is genuinely worth reading, but MAN, recently, this class has been one giant waste of money. It's a magical thing when you can tell your professor put exactly five minutes of work into the week's lesson.

Good tiiiiiimessss!!!

Büge · « **Reply #174 on:** December 05, 2009, 08:08:22 AM »

I got a website and all it took was asking politely.

Mongrel · « **Reply #175 on:** December 05, 2009, 05:38:29 PM »

And a little skin.

Brentai · « **Reply #176 on:** December 05, 2009, 06:55:42 PM »

Wait, whose?

Büge · « **Reply #177 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:51:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCCYBKXn44

Mongrel · « **Reply #178 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:26:29 PM »

Hahah, oh fuck, I totally <3 Google today.

Agagagagag!

Lady Duke · « **Reply #179 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:03:53 PM »

I was all worried about how I'd do on the MAT and my results were taking forever to get mailed. Got the letter in the mail today. Turns out I'm AWESOME :D

I scored in the 94th percentile with a score of 441 or something. I'm so exciiiiited :3

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