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Author Topic: Good Tiiiiiimessss  (Read 88271 times)

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #240 on: April 19, 2010, 09:09:04 AM »

Definitely take him up on the offer!
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #241 on: April 19, 2010, 03:01:11 PM »

Do this.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #242 on: April 19, 2010, 03:05:39 PM »

Agreed. That dude sounds like a reference in the making.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #243 on: April 19, 2010, 03:12:20 PM »

Oh I am doing it.
And for free.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 :perfect:
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #244 on: April 19, 2010, 08:13:54 PM »

I got LASIK and now I don't need glasses anymore and it is the most amazing thing in the world and was a terrifying procedure that I hope I don't have to do again in 6 months :D :D :D
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #245 on: April 19, 2010, 08:23:04 PM »

Oh I am doing it.
And for free.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 :perfect:

...is there any suspicion whatsoever that he could be gay?

because this could potentially not end very awkwardly.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #246 on: April 19, 2010, 08:41:37 PM »

The dude wears tight sweaters on occasion.
And... GASP. HE'S A MARATHON RUNNER.

(But last I heard he was boinking this hot chick sooo...)

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #247 on: April 19, 2010, 08:45:45 PM »

As long as you're pretty sure he's not going to expect to take your tight, virginal ass by force, you're probably good to go on this.

I say do it.
 :thumbsup:
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #248 on: April 20, 2010, 12:12:38 AM »

itt we learn shinra only learned about professors from pornography
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #249 on: April 20, 2010, 03:55:12 AM »

If he's learning about life from porn, he was probably incredibly disappointed when he discovered the truth about being a pizza boy.

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #250 on: April 20, 2010, 04:57:30 AM »

I got LASIK and now I don't need glasses anymore and it is the most amazing thing in the world and was a terrifying procedure that I hope I don't have to do again in 6 months :D :D :D

Woot! Congrats Lady Duke. hey, did it smell like chicken to you? It's umm, what I hear.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #251 on: April 20, 2010, 05:20:04 AM »

i really wouldn't suspect that melting eyeballs would smell like chicken. That's interesting.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #252 on: April 20, 2010, 09:54:16 PM »

It didn't smell a bit like chicken.  It actually smells a little like burning diesel.  It's fucking awful and rather nauseating to smell, especially when you consider it's coming from your eyes.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #253 on: April 21, 2010, 06:15:04 AM »

That's funny. When they laser hair, it smells like burnt hair.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #254 on: April 21, 2010, 10:37:22 PM »

It didn't smell a bit like chicken.  It actually smells a little like burning diesel.  It's fucking awful and rather nauseating to smell, especially when you consider it's coming from your eyes.
That sounds utterly terrifying in every imaginable way.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #255 on: May 05, 2010, 02:49:51 PM »

Got a new car today. Pick it up at 10 AM tomorrow morning.


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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #256 on: May 05, 2010, 02:57:17 PM »

Not bad?!
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #257 on: May 05, 2010, 03:07:08 PM »

From that angle it looks like a toy car.  I'd be proud to own a toy car that looked like that, much less a full car.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #258 on: May 05, 2010, 03:29:41 PM »

I think she just said you have a small penis.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #259 on: May 05, 2010, 05:53:17 PM »

I'd hit drive it!
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