Topic: Good Tiiiiiimessss (Read 88304 times)

François · « **Reply #780 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:49:15 AM »

For that price? A piece of leftover toast soaked in used frying oil.

Or something similarly nutritious I bet.

Lottel · « **Reply #781 on:** October 26, 2011, 11:51:53 AM »

Cheeseburger and chicken nuggets.
:I

I'm not a proud man. But hey, one cent off!

Mongrel · « **Reply #782 on:** October 26, 2011, 12:32:55 PM »

Quote from: François on October 26, 2011, 11:49:15 AM

A piece of leftover toast soaked in used frying oil.

Hey now, that's a meal in England.

Of course, "English Cooking, LOL" applies there.

Miss Cat Ears · « **Reply #783 on:** October 26, 2011, 12:43:18 PM »

I'm on a stupid diet and everything that was just mentioned sounds delicious.

Brentai · « **Reply #784 on:** October 26, 2011, 12:53:12 PM »

British cuisine really is the most terrifyingly horrible stuff. I've been watching a lot of U.K. Ramsay stuff off of Netflix and I keep seeing him go to other countries and saying "that's weird" and then he'll go home and, like, hollow out a pig's head and boil the skull.

Thad · « **Reply #785 on:** October 26, 2011, 01:05:52 PM »

Fried pickles are okay.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #786 on:** November 01, 2011, 04:51:45 PM »

I get my next pay cheque the minute Skyrim is released.

Proof there is a God.

Nerd · « **Reply #787 on:** November 02, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »

So I've been feeling pretty crap the past few weeks due to the combination of my crappy minimum wage job, bills, and classes grinding me into a fine powder. I got a fairly mediocre grade on my test in one of my harder classes today, though, which means I actually have a shot of passing after bombing the first test! Which means I (hopefully) won't fall farther behind in my curriculum than I already have!

So here's to setting the bar low, folks, and feeling merely adequate all the time.

Brentai · « **Reply #788 on:** November 02, 2011, 09:17:42 PM »

Dear Brontoforumus,

Today I argued with my mother about the color of Hey Arnold's dick.

-Brentai

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #789 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:44:22 AM »

Interesting thread choice.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #790 on:** November 03, 2011, 06:57:18 AM »

So apparently my roommate moved out two days ago and never told me. I just found out because I went into her room to see if she'd died or something, and it was empty.

Büge · « **Reply #791 on:** November 03, 2011, 07:09:37 AM »

PARTY AT TED'S HOUSE

Mongrel · « **Reply #792 on:** November 03, 2011, 01:48:52 PM »

Man, I found so much Fraud today that if I want to, I could sit around just pretend to work for like a week or two (probably a bad idea, but NO PRESSURE FOR THE MONTH is pretty nice).

I didn't even have to do anything. Just a whole bunch of totally random dealers calling me up out of the blue today with "Hey can you have a look at this INCREDIBLY SUSPICIOUS FAKE CORPORATE ACCT" (fake corporate/business accts are always worth way more for our productivity, because they have buttloads of lines on them. They are also way rarer, though it seems to be my "thing" to find fake businesses).

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #793 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:53:57 PM »

Who has eleven toenails and just had an awesome date? THIS GUY

François · « **Reply #794 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:02:41 PM »

Why'd you take one of your date's toenails? That's one bizarre mating ritual.

Büge · « **Reply #795 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:20:47 PM »

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock

Smiler · « **Reply #796 on:** November 05, 2011, 04:10:18 PM »

Zara, Romo, and I harassed Kayin while he was talking to some nerds who were playing his game for charity.

Kashan · « **Reply #797 on:** November 08, 2011, 05:26:19 PM »

I've finally got my car back from the body shop. I hadn't realized how much I had missed it.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #798 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:54:14 PM »

Lottel · « **Reply #799 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:55:33 PM »

She's not married is she?

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