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Author Topic: Good Tiiiiiimessss  (Read 88297 times)

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #280 on: May 30, 2010, 07:50:10 PM »

all week old futa pizza boxes everywhere but when you open them there's just mouldy, uneaten dicks inside
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #281 on: May 30, 2010, 08:15:34 PM »

This is exactly the problem, honest to god

Everything here is coated in a sticky film
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #282 on: May 30, 2010, 08:23:20 PM »

This is exactly the problem, honest to god

Everything here is coated in goopy slime
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #283 on: May 30, 2010, 08:29:01 PM »

Mongrel, I'm going to ask you a favor, on behalf of I'm pretty sure everyone on the boards, but especially myself.

Why don't you try to limit yourself to five posts per day.  This way you can avoid having to comment on everything posted.  This will not only make threads not so full of shit posts, but it could also allow you to take time and produce some sort of content, at least occasionally, when you do post.  This would be terrific!

And please, please learn that no, you don't always need to get the last word in just because this is the internet.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #284 on: May 30, 2010, 08:32:30 PM »

If I say "Brentai is covering you in Goopy Slime" do you even know what that refers to?
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #285 on: May 30, 2010, 08:34:16 PM »

That's Dimastines you're talking to, Mongrel.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #286 on: May 30, 2010, 08:34:33 PM »

Yes, I remember Bullshit.  I was a member when the boards were MADE.  I also remember that joke getting quite, quite stale years ago.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #287 on: May 30, 2010, 09:17:39 PM »

See, it's scenarios like this one that keep me tied to this one-note username.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #288 on: May 30, 2010, 10:35:32 PM »

all week old futa pizza boxes everywhere but when you open them there's just mouldy dicks inside

All furiously texting his roommate with one hand while driving the girlfriend to the place, telling him to get off the couch and just shove all the dicks he can find into the linen closet

we'll deal with them later
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #289 on: May 30, 2010, 10:44:03 PM »

The metaphorical linen closet full of dicks of course being Talking Time in this case.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #290 on: May 31, 2010, 04:34:51 AM »

yeah, damn, I just got a colossal hard-on at the thought of mongrel posting less than 50 times a day, it is going through the goddamn ceiling and shifting the gravitational axis of the planet
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #291 on: May 31, 2010, 04:53:34 AM »

I thought the birds looked confused this morning.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #292 on: May 31, 2010, 05:07:02 AM »

All this talk of people with too-high postcounts is making me uncomfortable.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #293 on: May 31, 2010, 06:03:40 AM »

The big difference here is your posts typically having some sort of content.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #294 on: May 31, 2010, 07:06:18 AM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #295 on: May 31, 2010, 08:07:25 AM »

The Worst Post
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #296 on: May 31, 2010, 08:57:49 AM »

I thought it was a worthwhile commentary on the seriousness of internets in general. Not... not concise, but I don't think it detracts from the deep meaning of the post.
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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #297 on: May 31, 2010, 09:02:11 AM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #298 on: May 31, 2010, 11:14:35 AM »

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Re: Good Tiiiiiimessss
« Reply #299 on: May 31, 2010, 11:15:03 AM »

Oh, crap, and I was going to cheat and look at the word filter later.

I guess I'm just awesome at games.
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